Russian comedian, showman, producer, media manager. Director of TNT4 channel.

Biography of Gabriel Gordeev

Gavriil Gordeev was born on December 17, 1982 in Perm. While studying at the gymnasium named after S.P. Diaghilev took part in theatrical productions on stage educational institution. The most significant role is Kai in " snow queen"- was already played in the theater-studio "Code" under the direction of M.A. Oleneva. Then Gordeev moved to the New Drama Theater.

After school, he entered the Perm State Technical University to the road department.

Gavriil Gordeev's career in film and TV

In 2000 Gordeev became the author and actor of the Perm KVN team " Parma", then, in 2003, he began to play in the national team Perm Territory « Friends". KVN became a big school for Gordeev - there he learned how to behave on stage, work for the public. But in 2006, Gordeev realized that he had already grown out of KVN, and together with Oleg Vereshchagin moved to Comedy Club.

Gavriil Gordeev: “KVN has not become obsolete, it continues to exist and everything is fine with them. KVN is just a big school, but it's not show business. This is a school of humor for young people, maybe not for young people. I am grateful to KVN that we played it and learned how to write humor, in fact there, we learned how to behave on stage. I don't know if we outgrew it or not, we just moved on to another activity. comedy club is much different from KVN - this is already a business, this is humor put on stream.

AT Comedy Club Gavriil Gordeev performed until 2012 under the pseudonym Le Havre. According to him, each number was written, then it was sorted out by the participants and finalized. Participants are joking comedy club on almost any topic - there is no censorship. But each of the residents has its own self-censorship, Le Havre, for example, tried not to hurt "some human relations". AT Comedy Club Gavriil Gordeev often went on stage with Alexander Revva, and after that he began to work in tandem with Oleg Vereshchagin. According to Gordeeva, with Revvoy it was easy for them to perform together, because they have “colorful faces” - many numbers are easier to do. And Gavriil Gordeev worked with Oleg Vereshchagin back in Perm, and they understood each other from half a word and half a look.

Gavriil Gordeev: “On the stage of the Comedy Club, I am the same as in life, I just start joking and having fun. There I am the very naturalness and naturalness. Another thing is my theatrical roles. Although I am not a professional actor, I try to keep my acting brand, to match the images, which, of course, are different from the real me. But at the same time, some emotions that I know from Everyday life, I pass through myself and give them out to the audience. The only difference that often surprises fans is that in ordinary life the Comedy Club members are very serious people, we do not joke all the time, without stopping. Humor is a very serious thing.”

As a place to apply your abilities Gavriil Gordeev names cinema and TV. He has quite a lot of television experience: in 2009, together with Timur Batrutdinov, he played the main roles in the musical comedy series "Two Antons".

In 2013, Gordeev played the role of Arkady in the comedy “What are men doing! » Sarik Andreasyan . His partners on the set were Tair Mamedov, Konstantin Kryukov, Roman Yunusov, Ravshana Kurkova, Anna Khilkevich, Kristina Asmus, Natalia Medvedeva, Ekaterina Skulkina and others.

In 2017, Gabriel again took part in the creation of a film from the Comedy Club Production studio. He starred in the comedy film Zomboyaschik, in which other stars of KVN and Comedy Club also played: Garik Kharlamov, Timur Batrudinov, Garik Martirosyan, Pavel Volya, Vadim Galygin, Alexander Revva, Roman Yunusov, Andrey Molochny, Anton Lirnik, Ekaterina Varnava, Ekaterina Skulkina, Marina Fedunkiv and others.

In addition, in 2012-2013, Gordeev voiced the characters of the cartoons "Zambezia" and "Asterix and Obelix in Britain".

From 2011 to 2015, Gavriil Gordeev was an adviser to the chairman of the board of Sberbank of Russia on creativity and internal communications. In 2012, as a general producer, he launched a federal talk radio station comedy radio.

Projects led by Gavriil Gordeev became winners of the Promax/BDA UK2014 television design and marketing award, PromaxBDA Promotion, Marketing and Design Global Excellence Awards 2016, Cannes Corporate Media & TV Awards, Radiomania 2015 and Press service of the year 2014".

From 2014 to 2016, Gordeev worked as a marketing and PR director for the TNT channel, before that, he was the director of the on-air promotion department of the TNT channel. AT September 2016, Gordeev took over as director of the new entertainment channel TNT4.

Other activities of Gavriil Gordeev

Your creative abilities Gavriil Gordeev applies in other areas of activity - he is a businessman, restaurateur, conducts trainings on time management, development of creativity, and so on.

In Perm, he is the owner of the club " rules». From 2011 to 2014 he was a co-owner of the Moscow Italian restaurant Olivetta.

Personal life of Gabriel Gordeev

Gavriil Gordeev met his future wife at Perm State Technical University- classmates played together in the KVN team. As the comedian admits, he started courting Irina, when she was not free and did not share Gordeev's sympathy. But he was not afraid to be persistent and even importunate.

In October 2017, Gabriel and Irina celebrated their 14th wedding anniversary. The couple are raising two children - 11-year-old Sofia and five-year-old Seraphim.

Gavriil Gordeev: “We have a believing Orthodox family. My wife and daughter and I go to church every Sunday. Now I make up for the fact that in childhood I was not brought up in the traditions of the church. I had a craving for something, but for what exactly, no one explained to me. Therefore, there were sects - through which they just didn’t have to go through! But in the end, he came to Orthodoxy anyway.”

Filmography of Gavriil Gordeev

Actor
Zomboyaschik (2017)
Where is the logic? (TV series, 2015 - ...)
What are men doing! (2013)
Two Antons (TV series, 2009 - 2011)
Comedy Woman (TV series 2008 - ...)
Comedy club (TV series 2005 - ...)
KVN - Club of Cheerful and Resourceful (TV series, 1961 - ...)

Theatrical childhood of Le Havre

Love to acting skills and the stage at Gavriil Gordeev, better known under the pseudonym Le Havre, was in the blood and backed up by years of study not in regular school, and in the Perm gymnasium named after S. P. Diaghilev. Here, on the stage of the school theater, real magic happened with Gabriel, he quickly reincarnated and enjoyed playing in regular productions based on the works of Pushkin and other Russian classics.

At the same time, he enjoyed visiting the city theater studio"CODE", in which he played his first big role. It was the role of Kai based on the play by Schwartz " The Snow Queen". The head of the studio saw in the boy, and then in the young man, a good acting potential and prophesied a bright future for him in theatrical art. But, it so happened that after school Gabriel became a student not of the theater, but of the Perm State technical university, where he already had a different, but no less interesting life.

KVN or humorous truth of life

The prospect of getting a technical education did not upset the young man at all, since the university also had the opportunity to give vent to his acting fuse and innate sense of humor. As a talented, educated and dedicated team player, Gavriil will act as part of the city team of KVN "Parma", and then the national team of the Perm region "Friends".

Havre and Oleg miniature: Maaaska party-goers

After graduating from the university, having gained good experience in team play in KVN, gaining humorous strength and experience, Gabriel, together with his KVN friend Oleg Vereshchagin, become residents of the Comedy Club. It was already high quality. new stage in the life of a Perm youth. Now, through participation in a humorous program, he could not only gain popularity, but also earn money. From now on, Gavriil Gordeev's hobby will become his favorite job, for which good money has been paid and is being paid. According to the artist, he could be happy to try himself not only in gum, but also still in KVN, if the latter did not have prohibitions and restrictions on creativity.

The adult life of Gavr Gordeev in the "Comedy Club"

Gabriel's permanent partner in Comedy is, as he once was, Oleg Vereshchagin. Together with him, he is writing texts for a duet. The material that friends voice from the stage is carefully self-censored by the authors, who prefer not to touch on topics that can offend or humiliate the honor and dignity of anyone.

In addition to Vereshchagin, Gavriil Gordeev, under the stage name Le Havre, also performs along with other residents of the club - Garik Martirosyan, Pavel Volya, Garik Kharlamov, Timur Batrutdinov, Dmitry Khrustalev, Alexander Revva.

With all his love for the activities of the club, Gordeev is well aware that some of the jokes and miniatures performed by the residents of Comedy go on the air and become an object of contemplation by children different ages. That is why, Gabriel believes that parents can start allowing children to watch Comedy Club television shows only after 16 years of age. Even during autograph sessions, before signing a photo or a poster “for a child,” Le Havre asks his parents how old he is. If the age of the child is below the level indicated by Gabriel, he carefully displays on the poster “Do not watch Comedy Club”.

In addition to playing in the club, Gavriil Gordeev begins to try his hand at cinema. He already has two main roles in the films "Two Antons" and "What Men Are Doing!". In addition, Gordeev is general producer"Comedy Radio", as well as the director of the on-air promotion department on the TNT channel.

Personal life of Gavr Gordeev

Despite the shocking images that have to be embodied while working at the Comedy Club, Le Havre is a rather modest and balanced young man who has not lost his provincial kindness, simplicity and a sense of caring for his neighbor. His character does not have that "star" coating at all, which becomes noticeable in modern show business sharks in a record-short period of their stay at the peak of popularity.

Gabriel does not think about this at all, his family hearth, carefully guarded by two beloved women - his wife and daughter, is truly dear to him. Gabriel loves and constantly misses his mother and relatives who stayed in Perm, but the artist is sorely lacking time for frequent meetings with them, so he has to be content with rare visits to small homeland. Every time Gavriil Gordeev closes his eyes and he has a moment to dream about the future, he sees himself only as the grandfather of countless grandchildren.

Duet Havre and Oleg all numbers and performances.
Composition: Le Havre - Gavriil Gordeev and Oleg Vereshchagin.

All monologues of Gavriil Gordeev and Oleg Vereshchagin for 2011:

Conflict situation. Imagine in the parking lot of a sports complex.

- Hey, is this your car?
- My!
- Get out, this is my place.
- Hey, clean up, it was free here, I drove up here and put it. What do you want?
- Of course it's free. This is my place when I'm not at training, it's free, clean the car, I tell you.
- Listen, why are you yelling at me, he came to training, what, an athlete?
Yes, athlete.
- Yes? And I used to do boxing, can I give you a stupid ear right now and that's it?
- What are you talking about, huh? I used to play chess, right now I’ll cut down your pawn, you’ll move with a knight, understand?
- You hear, I used to do shot throwing, I’ll tear off your head right now and throw it so that you’ll be without a head for a month later, you’ll look for your head, understand?
- What is the core, what are you talking about, chmoshnik, I used to play checkers as a child, did you understand, no? Right now I'll just take a brick and throw it in your face, I realized how I was in my childhood, when I was playing checkers!
- I used to do karate, you understand? Right now, I’ll take the tsinguz of good luck for you here, then I’ll make two shitatsuki and a set of makiyaki seramayashikiri and you can finally f*ck what delicious sushi I cook, understand?
- Hear, I'm athletic ballroom dancing was engaged, one dance and you are mine, understand?
- You hear, I used to go scuba diving, right now I’ll give you so much in the tower of ladies that you will then breathe through a tube all your life, understand?
- Hear you, fucked up chtoli finally, I used to play the piano, I'll lift you to the seventh floor right now and throw you off the balcony, you goat!
- What, I used to do gymnastics in general, I’m going to do such exercises on you right now, and then I’ll continue on your wife, by the way, I also know how to do something on a log, understand?
- What did you say, I used to know what I did? I used to do erotic massage and you will end badly with me right now!
- What? I used to be in the modeling business, you understand? Right now, I’ll just stupidly sell you to Turkey and you will confuse there until you die there!
- You're crazy, I used to work as an archaeologist, I'll get you out of the ground ..
- What? I used to work with the ear-throat-nose, right now I'll tear off your ear and put it down your throat through your nose, UNDERSTAND?
- Hey, you, I used to work in a restaurant of Mongolian cuisine, you will eat my land right now!
- I used to finally work as a make-up artist in a porn studio, and right now I'll decorate you so that your mother won't recognize you.
- Hey, you, I worked as an obstetrician at the zoo, you will give birth to a hedgehog right now!
- What? I used to finally work in the Field of Miracles, I’ll give you a drum so right now, you will send greetings to your relatives until the end of your life, understand?
- Hear, you goat! I used to work in house-2, right now I'll tear Vyacheslav up to Kadoni for you.
- What? I used to finally work as an ophthalmologist, and then as a proctologist, right now I’ll put you on the first profession for the second!

The number is dedicated modern technologies. Imagine somewhere not far from the famous science city Skolkovo.
Robot (Le Havre), Driver (Oleg) and traffic cop (Roman Yunusov).

- Stand! Good afternoon! Senior sergeant of traffic police Ivanov.
- Hello. Did I violate something?
- No, no, you're all right, all right. Here such means a request, as it were. We have a new innovative development Yes, robot cop! We want to test it for you. Perhaps it?
- No, guys, if everything is in order with me, I'll go, I'm just late for my mother-in-law's wedding, I have to go, sorry ..
- And I'll give you cocaine then ..
- Seriously?
- Yes!
Well, let's test...
- We agree! Thanks a lot! First, first, I'm second, launch the police robot!
(The robot policeman comes out - GAVR)
- Junior lieutenant of the traffic police, traffic police robot One, your documents!
- Do you hear, lieutenant, how did you get in there?
- I am a real robot, there is no one inside me, there are only microcircuits inside me.
- Listen, lieutenant, I know these your microcircuits, you tell me to you, listen bro, come on faster, I'm just late, you know.
- You were created by Professor Isirby&
- Which Shishkin? Of course not!
- So I'm not your brother! Your documents!
- Oh, excuse me, please.
- And what?
- Are you ry holes dyryn tyn?
- What's going on I say?
- Scanning of documents will be completed in 20 minutes.
- What 20 minutes, what are you, I'm late, I say, let's quickly documents, I went! Let's!
- Thank you for staying on the line, you are a very important customer to us.
- Hear, piece of iron, come on faster, I'm late, it's my mother-in-law's birthday.
- I identify you via the Internet, in this moment I'm on your page in Odnoklassniki, nickname Handsome 78, you have 35 friends, 33 of them are women, 33 of them are scary. So you are drinking! So you are a potential intruder. Breathe!
- Where to breathe?
- In the nipple!
- Breathe into the nipple?
- Breathe into the nipple! Ha ha ha! In another nipple! Ha ha ha, ticklish! Next test, put your finger in my ear.
- What for?
- I'll test you for drugs, put your finger in your ear. You are drugged, you just put your finger in the ear of the traffic police officer and breathed into the nipples!
- Listen, you're a piece of iron, here, in fact, I'm testing you and not you me, understand? What are you doing?
- You are too active, I'm checking if you have used cocaine!
- You hear, I do not use cocaine!
- Currently using! ZILCH! Zilch!
- Why are you doing this, give me the documents, I went!
- You can't go, you're on cocaine.
- Stop setting me up, give me the documents, I have to go.
Why don't you have a child seat?
Because I don't have children.
- Why don't you have children?
- Because I'm not married?
- Why are not you married?
- What the hell is the difference?
- I agree, with you a fine of 500 rubles!
- For what?
- What the hell is the difference. You will be fined 500 rubles.
- What to do?
- Put the bill in the bill acceptor!
- I'm not going to shove anything into your bill acceptor ..

Husband and wife arguing before marriage

We continue to discuss various family situations. Family drama.

- Misha, you still don't understand me.
- Galya, what are you starting, you don't understand me.
- No, Misha, you don't understand me.
- Yes, I don’t understand you, because I can’t understand a person who has three pajamas in the house, and he walks around the house in my T-shirt.
- And I can’t understand a person who continues to root for the Russian team even after all that she has done to him ..
- And I can’t understand a person who loses weight all his life and never loses weight ..
- And I can not understand the person who took out a loan to repay the loan! And in general you change me!
- I'm not changing you!
- You're changing! I'll be following you soon!
- Listen, dear, you start to follow yourself already. Look in the mirror, how do you look already, huh?
- Are you saying that I'm not interested in you as a woman?
- I want to say that you do not even interest me as a book.
- It's because you love your car more than me.
- That's right, because when I hit her, she didn't go to her mother!
- By the way, when my mother came, you didn’t even talk to her!
- Because my mother taught me not to talk to strangers! It's clear?
- That's why I can not digest you!
- You can't digest it? Yes, it would be better if you didn’t digest pasta, otherwise you digest them so that I don’t digest them later, okay?
- Who says that, a man who bites his nails on his hands?
- Because nails are the most delicious thing to eat in our house!
- Yes, you are a goat, you scatter socks all over the apartment.
- And this is such an action, from Oriflame!
- What other action from Oriflame?
- Collect ten socks from all over the apartment, put them in the washing machine and you will get carcass money from me, from Oriflame, okay?

- Misha, good morning! You look great!
- Come on, just say what you need!
- Well, what do you need right away, what do you need ..
- Why are you saying this, I just got up, I haven’t brushed my teeth yet, I haven’t washed my face, don’t you know that I look good chtoli? And don't bother me watching TV at all, okay?
- Listen, while you're in a good mood, let's talk!
- Let's!
- Do you want to go somewhere to relax?
- You can, depending on which company!
- Nu we with you as you company?
- You and I are a bad company and it is better not to mess with it ..
- Well, I'm serious, let's go to Greece!
- Where?
Let's go to Greece and see the pyramids.
- What? Let's see the pyramids in Greece?
- Let's go to school, we'll beat your geographer in the face!
- If you don't want to go to Greece, go to Bulgaria, it's not bad there either!
- Yes, not bad, but you can't go there!
- Why?
“They don’t like women there!”
- What are you wearing?
- The only Bulgarian I know who beats your brother like Good evening(note: Kirkorov)
- I do not have a brother! Listen, well, let's go to where it's very hot now! Let's go to Libya!
- What are you talking about! There's a war right now!
- Then let's go to my mother.
- Listen, how long does it take to fly to Libya?
- I'm seriously asking you, if you don't want to go to the sea, then let's go to Paris, let's try French cuisine!
- Listen, are you not afraid that you will be eaten in France yourself!
- Why!
- well, they eat all sorts of toads there!
- I really want to go to Australia.
- Che, you were drawn to your own?
- What kind of yours?
- Well, to these, jumpers with handbags ..

[the ending, where else they wanted to go, see online, to Baden-Baden, to Venice with a gondola and a candolier, and to ROTerdam, although you can also go to the rot er dam in Moscow]

The situation - the average man and the average woman, on the eve of March 8, late at night in bed.

- Val, Good night!
- good night, Valera..
- Valera, Valera! Are you sleeping?
- Yes!
- What time is it?
- Valya, 5 minutes past twelve already, let's sleep, I have a hard day tomorrow, you know Valya, March 8!
- Valera. Are you sleeping?
- Not!
March 7 is already over.
- So what..
- And after tomorrow March 9, you know?
- I know!
- Well, what about between March 7 and 9?
- I know Valya, between March 7 and 9 I have a difficult day, I repeat and I need to get enough sleep, and if I don’t get enough sleep tomorrow, then Valya will also have a very difficult day for you tomorrow.
- Valera! And Tolik gave Lenka a ring..
- He gave the ring, but did he give the mother-in-law a grenade? ha ha
- Damn, Valera, you finally can not be serious with me .. Valera! Did you like my gift for February 23rd?
- Of course Valya.
- Che, seriously?
- Seriously! True, I can’t find a second one and I have to wash them for tomorrow, otherwise I have nothing to go to work.
- Valera. And why did you come up to me in a nightclub to get acquainted, and not to Yulia?
- Did not have time..
- Always your jokes .. Valera! Do you like nurses?
- Not!
- Well, are you lying?
- Why are you asking Valya! Sleep, it's really two in the morning.
- Valera! I need to have a serious talk with you.
- Oh, okay, come on.
- Did you sleep with Lenka at the institute?
- No, apchi, you see I'm telling the truth!
- Valera, when will we have a second child?
- Immediately after the first Valya!
- Well, Valera .. Valera! Do you mind if I enlarge my breasts?
- Of course not, Valya?
- And the second one?
- I'll be doubly happy!

All monologues of Le Havre and Oleg Vereshchagin for 2010:

Friday. Evening. The family of an operative who took work home.
Havre - son. Oleg Vereshchagin - the father of the cop. Roman Yunusov is the mother of the cop.

- Ahh, gotcha, hooligan! Finally, I caught you when your mother is not at home.
- Comrade father, let me go, I want to go for a walk, people are waiting for me there!
- Listen, wait! How are things at school?
- Fine! And then why are you left for the second year?
- I do not know!
- Right?
- I do not know for sure.
- Okay, if you don't want to talk yourself, I'll split you. [tosses pack and lighter on the table] SMOKING!
- You, I don't smoke!
- Smoke, smoke! Mother won't know! [son lights up] You're still smoking you bastard!
- Comrade father, you yourself said that you can smoke, mother does not know!
- You never know what I said, I'm a cop! As at school, I repeat things!
- Normally speaking!
- So, take a piece of paper, a pen and write, write, to the head of the police department, Koromyslov Oleg Evgenievich ..
- Slow down, I'm in the 4th grade.
- From citizen Artyomka Olegovich Koromyslov, statement, signature date. Recorded? Now arrange punctuation marks and make morphological selection. At the same time, we will find out why they leave you for the second year.
- I will not do this, I will generally talk in the presence of my lawyer!
- Do you hear, your lawyer pissed in my shoes yesterday again, stupid dog! By the way, you will also answer for him!
- And you don’t hang someone else’s mokruha on me, I’m responsible for my own affairs, understand?
- Do you hear! For your business, you wanted to ride in the places of Croatia in the camps in the summer for three shifts? Or should I just send you back to the stage?
- Don't, I won't go to my grandmother's village!
- Then what do you want?
- I want to go for a walk!
- Walk, when was the last time you took out the garbage from the house?
- Garbage is your concern, garbage! Find out yourself!
- Do you hear, this is your duty, should I call my mother here so that she can explain everything again?
- What, will you play good and bad cop again?
- Spying on us in the bedroom again?
- I don't think I've seen anything like that!
- I know, I know, I must admit you're smart, by the way, how did you find my porn tape?
- It's not very difficult, among all DVD discs, to find one videocassette!
Who do you work for, you bastard?
- To the worker!
- So, who does the Trudovik work for?
- I don’t know, I’ll take it to the director ..
- Director, what is the director's name?
- I don't know..
- What is the name of the director or I'll get the belt now!
- I really don’t know the name of the director, we communicate with him through the Trudovik, I actually saw him once on the line.
...

What day is today

Case in the family.
And so imagine Le Havre is a wife, I am Oleg Vereshchagin, husband and evil neighbor Roman Yunusov.

- Hey! How are you?
- OK honey. What day is today?
- What?
- What day is today?
- What day is today?!
- Yes, what day is it today, remember?
I don't remember which one, wait.
- Think about what day it is.
- Wait, today is the year we got married?
- Not!
- Ahh, today is two years since the first time we kissed, right?
- Not!
- Ahh, today is 25 years since the first time we slept, right?
- Not! What day is today?
- What day is it today? I don't know. Maybe today is six days since you lost your phone?
- Not!
- Maybe today is four days since I bought you a new one?
- Not!
- Or maybe today is three days since you found the old one?
- No, what day is today I ask?
- What day is today?
- Today is a year and a half since you gave me a razor on February 23rd or today is half a year since you gave me a razor on February 23rd? Or maybe today is half a year until the day you give me a razor on February 23rd?
- What day is today?
- What day is it today - maybe today is 5 days since you cooked this borscht?
- Not!
- Or is it 4 days today since I got addicted to your borscht? Or is it three days since I broke your arm? What day is today? Maybe today is a year since you went to buy a Ferrari? Or today, half a year since you went to choose your house on Rublyovka? Or today is the month you went to hell with such requests? Maybe today we haven't had sex for two weeks? Or maybe today is a week since we haven't had sex? Or maybe today? What day is today?
- What day is today?!!
- Why are you yelling at me, you yourself don’t know what day, now I ask you, what day is it today?
- And I'll tell you what day it is today, maybe today is two weeks since you went fishing or a week today is a week since you returned home from fishing? Or today is 5 days since you returned from where you thought you returned home from fishing?
- Not important!
- Or maybe today is 5 months since you borrowed 5 million for a couple of days, or today is four months since I was kidnapped for the first time, or today is three months since I have no finger. What day is it today, or maybe today is 4 months since you gave a shit to your neighbor at the door, or today is three months since you found out that he is a boxer? Or is it two months today since you left the hospital, or is it a month today since you shit on our door in front of your neighbors?

And if my crocodile opens its mouth at my mommy, then I will make a handbag out of my crocodile.
- And why is my duck so rasskrykalasya? Can you explain why my kitty bought herself not one, but two pairs of boots?
Because the cat has four paws.
- And if you open your locker and count all your boots, it turns out that you are not a cat, but a centipede.
- Why doesn't my doggie do nothing around the house? My dog ​​can't even hold a hammer in his paws. My dog ​​only raises his paw when he pee. And when he raises his paw, the toilet seat does not raise.
- And what is it that my little fish will squeal like fried today ..
- Fried? Yes, your little fish has not seen your worm for half a year.
- Yes, because my little fish lies in the crib like a log, while her hare puffs like a hedgehog ..
- and before the wedding, my hare was not a hedgehog, but a tiger cub ..
- so you were then an antelope, not a hippopotamus.
- one more word will fly out of this mouth and your chicken will find another cockerel for itself.
- if my hen finds another cockerel for herself, then I will lay a testicle for him, and my centipede will put on all her boots and run to her mommy!
- gags! I actually wanted to say something important. A stork may have landed in our nest.
- And how did it happen?
- Yes, because my woodpecker got carried away and clicked his beak when the mole had to be pulled out of the mink ..
- Is that a piece of information?
- Pokanetushki ..
- and my cuckoo does not think that maybe another cuckoo has thrown its eggs into its nest?
- And someone's my calf was worried that his horns began to grow?
- Yes, because these are not the first horns, your calf has been shedding its horns for the third autumn already.
- Listen, you. Piglet, have you forgotten what dung I got you from? Have you forgotten the teddy bear in whose lair you have been living for the third year?
- All right, all right, all right.

First show date: unknown

Perm duet

The biography of the duet Le Havre and Oleg (Gavriil Gordeev and Oleg Vereshchagin) has not yet been completed. But it is already absolutely certain that the duet arose, rather naturally than unexpectedly. Both were born and raised in the Perm region. Both at one time played in the same well-known KVN team called Parma.

Le Havre Improviser

According to the official website of the agent of the duo Gavr and Oleg, one of them, Gavriil, did not think about an artistic career until he got into KVN. Even then, he began to write his own scripts. He was very good at improvisations, so he got into the Parma team, moreover, into the main team, and from there he was lured to the regional team.

Oleg from Chusovoy

In the national team of the Perm region, Gabriel met Vereshchagin. Oleg lived in Chusovoy and also wrote scripts for a team from Dobryanka. The guys united almost soon after the page of their life called KVN closed. As they say to their fans, who order the duo Gavre and Oleg for corporate parties, for weddings, together they want to make the world kinder and happier.

Real boys

However, the stage images created by the duet are not all in the clip of comedians, ex-KVN players, extra-class players. Oleg Vereshchagin, for example, played a role in the TV series Real Boys, and Le Havre has his own column in the comedy club comedy show. Naturally, fans of comedians at organized events with the duet Le Havre and Oleg are interested in: well, and how, is it interesting to act not in a show, but in a movie?

They know how to share a parking lot

At present, performances of the duo Le Havre and Oleg are ordered in nightclubs, where some of the heroes of their miniatures are just gathering. For example, “the conflict situation in the parking lot at the sports complex” is a very interesting display, “xy from xy” using the specific jargon of Comedy residents.

Husband and wife are like one country

At weddings, corporate parties with the duo Havre and Oleg, the guys usually show miniatures, the title of which includes "husband and wife." Like “Husband and wife quarrel before marriage”, like “Husband and wife think where to go to rest” and others. Moreover, none of the viewers doubts that this is exactly how quarrels and conflicts occur in a typical Russian family. They manage to convey it very accurately.

dog on linoleum

Curious stories happen to the guys before and after the performances, as well as right during the performances. So, the invitation of the duet Le Havre and Oleg to events, to the holidays in Samara almost ended for one of them in a hospital bed. It turned out that in miniature, depicting a hardworking ant, he slipped, and Oleg almost fell. And Le Havre said that he reminded him of a dog that slides on linoleum. This suggests that the duo comes out of any situation with humor, continuing to improvise, as they once did in KVN.

Two wonderful artists, two friends and showmen have teamed up to make the world a happier and kinder place. To do this, they did not come up with long stage names for themselves and simply call themselves Le Havre and Oleg Vereshchagin. It was this cast of spoken word artists that captivated millions of viewers and exceeded all expected viewing ratings on YouTube. But not every viewer knows how the meeting of these two merry fellows turned out. Gavriil Gordeev, aka Le Havre, was born in Perm. After graduating from high school, he became a student of his native technical university. Previously, I did not think about the career of an artist, until I got into KVN. Le Havre performed his debut roles at the CODE studio. Success brought him to the rank of the best theater actors and allowed him to join the New Drama troupe. During his studies, like many other members of the cheerful and resourceful club, the guy began to write scripts. Thanks to this, and also to the skill of improvisation, he got into the main team of Parma. After, as we know, he was lured to the national team of the Perm Territory. It was in this team that he met his future partner. Oleg Vereshchagin previously lived in Chusovoy and worked on scripts for a team from Dobryanka.

During their performances, someone jokingly called him a beaver. So the legendary nickname stuck, which the artist later began to use as a prefix during announcements when entering the stage of the Comedy Club show. After leaving KVN, Le Havre and Oleg Vereshchagin teamed up and began to pleasantly shock the audience of a new humorous project. Together they made the guests of the program cry from laughter more than once. And their cult productions went down in history as the most famous and beloved in the post-Soviet space. After an enchanting performance in the issues of the Comedy Club, Le Havre and Oleg Vereshchagin storm "Laughter without rules" and often appear on movie sets capital Cities. Soon the world saw such pleasant and good movies with their participation, as "Two Anton", "The Most best movie 2" and "Real Boys". Today Havre and Oleg Vereshchagin often perform in nightclubs, at various concerts, show programs, birthdays, corporate holidays and anniversaries. Most of their repertoire, alas, did not hit the screens. Since it’s impossible to fit their jokes into one hour. The guys write interesting and original projects, texts for young KVN players, as well as scripts for holidays, promotions and presentations. When ordering these artists for your event, you get not only a lot of branded theatrical scenes performed by them, but also real operational assistance in solving some organizational issues. Le Havre and Oleg Vereshchagin will be great hosts for your project!

You can invite members of the Comedy Club, order a performance by a comedy resident for a wedding or your birthday, at ProConcert. How much does it cost to organize a humorous event with a popular Comedy Club showman? The cost depends on the format of the celebration, date and venue. Inviting Le Havre and Oleg Vereshchagin to host during the holidays for the whole country will be a little more expensive, since comedian stars are especially in demand during this period. To find out about the fee of Le Havre and Oleg Vereshchagin for the holiday, call us.