We lost the spirit of adventurism. We stopped quitting without first finding a new job.
Has anyone seen people after the phrase "must meet"?
In Japan in school curriculum there is a lesson in admiring nature. It's cool, of course, but in Russia there is also a lesson in admiring nature, which is when you sit down on a math test by the window.
Scales at home are needed to discuss with the guests who and when is going to the rocking chair.
The idea for the prank: dress up as a homeless person and run up to teenagers on the street with the words “I am you from the future, stop listening to Russian rap!”.
He is looking at the fridge.
- Oh, your kids drew a strange looking dog.
Wife:
- We have no children.
I grit my teeth:
- It's a giraffe.
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Look, can you come work for me on Sunday? I really need it!
- Well, only the buses run less frequently on Sundays. I'll be late anyway.
- Okay, so when can we expect you?
- By Monday.
I met my ex at the subway. Not how I imagined it. In my dreams, everything was different: there was a sea of flowers around, I was in my most spectacular dress, smiling and beaming with happiness, and he, with neatly styled hair, dressed in an elegant suit, was lying in his coffin.
And for the trick with sawing a woman, I would like to invite my ex girlfriend(a bound real magician hums backstage).
It seems to me that our time is best characterized by the fact that Dud has not yet had a single scientist.
Girl: She asks her boyfriend to open a can of cucumbers because she can't do it herself.
Girl: she opens a jar of cucumbers herself.
Woman: asks a man to open a can of cucumbers, just to make him feel important.
Grandmother:
- Why do you have tattoos? It's expensive, it hurts, and it's forever.
Also a grandmother
- Have ten children.
Decided to start saving. Installed a special application for controlling expenses. To get access to all the functionality, you need to buy a paid version. Deleted the app. Here are the first successes!
The body of a real estate agent was found in a quiet, peaceful, very green area, five minutes from the metro.
In Telegram, you need to enter in addition to “prints ...” also “Selects the appropriate sticker”.
The weather in St. Petersburg is very comfortable. For example, this year I wore the same jacket in winter, spring, summer and autumn.
I can't do anything around the house because I grew up without a father. Therefore, if something breaks, you have to call the housing office and call the person who had a father.
To diversify our life in bed, we decided to play with my boyfriend role play. Like he's the boss, and I'm the secretary, and he kind of gives me the day off, he also takes it, we go to bed together and finally get enough sleep.
Starting next year, the credits for any film will necessarily indicate: "During the filming of the film, not a single actor was harmed by harassment."
If a child flies in a dream, this is normal. If at the same time he cries and urinates under himself, then most likely he flies with the Pobeda airline.
I, as your lawyer, did everything I could ...
- But after all, you just rolled whiskey and prayed?
- All I could...
Hello, is this Dasha?
- Yes.
- Sha.
- A?
- Llo.
Which of the two of you is a full-fledged tenant of the house, who came after an honest hard day at work, and who is a suspicious type and possibly a killer who sneaked in after him, depends on who came to the entrance door a couple of seconds earlier.
According to the rules of etiquette, which hand should you hold the door handle and which should hold your pants in a public toilet stall with a broken latch?
Epic music is written so that there is something to put on the video when you shoot a video about your village from a quadrocopter.
Russia is when you live honestly, pay taxes, but just in case, you review the video “How to enter a hut”.
Children are not allowed to drink alcohol, because childhood is already too good.
We will soon find out how much you are valued on a scale from tulips to the Rivegoche certificate.
It's so infuriating when you specifically gain ten kilograms for a role, and then suddenly remember that you are not an actor at all.
Congratulations! Operation was successfully completed! Now you are a woman!
- But I had to cut out my appendix!
- You, the women, will not please!
Why did you break up with your girlfriend?
- I lost it because of an addiction.
- It's sad... Drugs?
- Yes! Of course I will!
I decided right now to start developing as a person!
(sounds of self-development)
Day of jokes, gags and pranks is the most fun holiday of the year. On this day, it is supposed to play everyone - relatives, relatives, friends, colleagues and even complete strangers.
Jokes and gags on April Fool's Day give a lot of vivid impressions and positive emotions, but the prank on April 1 should be good-natured, funny and at the same time harmless.
Sputnik Georgia has prepared a selection of funny and original "jokes" for those who want to prank their relatives, friends, colleagues, classmates on April 1 and cheer up everyone around.
Funny jokes and pranks
The first of April in 2019 falls on Monday - a hard day, therefore, starting the morning with a draw, you will provide the whole family with a great mood for the whole day.
When you wake up early, change your slippers to a larger or smaller size, or even better, put slippers of different sizes. You can sew one sock or fold a pair of different ones.
Place children's things for adults, and large ones for children - not in size, but it will be funnier, having spent time preparing the rally, sew up the trousers and sleeves in the clothes of your household with an easily torn thread or sew up the neck.
Jokes and jokes that we did more than once in childhood are also relevant - paint the face of the sleeping person with ketchup, toothpaste or another quickly washed off mixture. A tube of toothpaste can be filled with a syringe with milk or sour cream.
Tint the faucet divider with red liquid dye, as a result, red water will flow from the faucet.
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Put dry pasta under the toilet seat, and when someone sits on it, it will crack like it's broken. Use cosmetics to draw - replace, for example, face cream with butter or cover with colorless varnish so that it does not foam. You can also seal the neck of the shampoo with food wrap.
You can replace salt with sugar or add pepper to coffee. Make fried eggs with sour cream and canned peach halves, and serve jelly instead of juice.
Put a plate with a ready-made breakfast in the freezer overnight, and in the morning, with an innocent look, watch how an unsuspecting child will try in vain to scoop up frozen milk.
You can decorate the food stored in the refrigerator with eyes and ask someone from the household to get something out of it.
Various jokes and jokes can be listed endlessly, and no matter how you play your family on April 1 - the main thing is that this is a great reason to laugh with the whole family.
original jokes
Friends can be played different ways, including putting a farting pillow on them. It needs to be hidden under the seat cushion to make it harder to notice. Don't forget to check that there is somewhere for the air to go.
A lot of jokes and pranks are connected with the phone. For example, call a friend and ask him not to answer his calls for several minutes, as a telephone operator is working on the line and he can be electrocuted.
For another draw, you need to enable on your mobile phone forwarding to any number - for example, a hairdressing salon, a bathhouse, a rest home or a government agency. Imagine the surprise of people calling you when they hear an unfamiliar voice pronouncing the name of the organization instead of your "alo".
One of the old jokes - calling from an unknown phone number, say the following text: "Hello, this is Durov's corner? Did you order a talking horse? Just don't hang up, you know how difficult it is to type with a hoof!"
original and funny joke- Cola with ice. Offer a cola to a friend and fill it with ice filled with mentos gummies. When the ice melts and the mentos reacts with the cola, a real fountain is guaranteed.
You can paste over the workplace or a friend’s car with colorful stickers with various wishes and declarations of love. Or simply throw toys at his workplace - for example, with various reptiles and spiders.
Better yet, have a party with your friends, and let everyone prepare a couple of original and funny contests for the evening, and give a prize for the most successful drawing.
You can prank colleagues in the following way- seal the mouse with tape and watch their reaction. Or hide the mouse, leaving a note: "Goodbye, flew to the Bahamas."
With adhesive tape, you can stick everything that is on it to the table - pencils, pens, a notepad, keyboard, phone, mouse, and so on. The fan's horn under a colleague's chair is one of the funny and original jokes who does not age.
It's enough just to play all the employees at the same time - bring a box of cakes with the inscription April 1 to work and, as if by chance, drop what you don't want. Be sure that no one will touch the sweets, as they will wonder what you did with them.
It is also possible to play employees in an original way - to post a pre-printed order from the boss on changes in the vacation schedule on the bulletin board, or to tell colleagues that half of everyone's salary, from now on, will be transferred to the organization's fund.
Prank classmates and teachers
April 1 gives indescribable joy to children, and for teachers who are waiting for a prank of mischief-makers at every turn, it is quite difficult.
The range of jokes and pranks among schoolchildren, whose ingenuity and imagination adults can only envy, is quite extensive.
The most common pranks and jokes are sticking stickers on the backs of classmates with various inscriptions, such as "sit on me who has no horse" or "free delivery - I'll ride with the breeze."
An old funny joke that always works: "where are you so smeared." Or write on a piece of paper "a broom on the ceiling" and let it go around the class. Which of the classmates will read, he will definitely raise his voice up, and with them the teacher will start looking at the ceiling, trying to understand what is happening.
Offer one of the students a soda, shaking the bottle well in advance, and a colored fountain is guaranteed.
If you rub a blackboard with dry soap, you won't be able to write on it with chalk, but you will have to clean the blackboard yourself later.
For another funny joke have to take cardboard box the more the better, cut out the bottom and lay it on the cabinet so that the bottom fits snugly. Then fill it with confetti and cover it on top. To get the teacher's attention, write something large on the box with a bright colored marker.
And when the teacher tries to take it off or asks one of the students to do it, the victim of the prank will be showered with confetti.
Jokes, jokes and practical jokes on April 1 will give you and those around you a lot of positive emotions and vivid impressions. So have fun and give joy to others. But try not to overdo it, so as not to offend someone involuntarily.
Material prepared on the basis of open sources
The most witty and funny holiday of spring is the first of April. April Fool's Day is far from state, but absolutely everyone reminds of it and celebrates it. Congratulations on April 1 can be heard everywhere, and the motto is: “April 1 - I don’t trust anyone!” - sounds everywhere on the first day of April.
Lightheartedly playing a prank on a friend, spouse, colleague, child, or playing a prank on someone is always fun and uplifting. However, behind the hustle and bustle of working days (this year, April 1 falls on Monday), you don’t always have a couple of jokes or friendly pranks in stock. In this article you will find funny funny congratulations on April 1, funny SMS on April Fool's Day for colleagues and friends, as well as funny contests for children and pranks that will create a festive atmosphere. Checking the sense of humor of relatives, friends and colleagues is a sacred thing!
How to play a joke on a friend on April 1? How to prank a colleague? The most common way to congratulate on April 1 is funny SMS congratulations. They do not take much time, and if you also think carefully about the text, they can have a great effect on the recipient. april fools is a whole art. The main thing is not to go overboard with "black" humor, so as not to accidentally lose your job, friends, spouse (just kidding). Take note of our playful April Fools' messages, even the most inveterate skeptic will be pleased to receive them.
Happy holiday of jokes and laughter! Laugh and make others laugh, stock up on positive for the whole year!
On this April Fool's Day, nothing should spoil your mood! Therefore, do not fall for the expression: “you have a white back”, try it in the morning toothpaste taste, sit on a chair with caution! Happy April Fool's Day!
Happy first of April! Today is the day of the white back, tied shoelaces and sour cream flavored toothpaste! Jokers are everywhere, beware! Either you or you!
Hi colleague! Do you remember what day it is today? It depends only on you whether it's April Fool's Day or April Fool's Day! Dare!
Be careful today: tea can become salty, food can become fake, and speeding tickets can be cosmic! Happy first of April!
Happy April Fool's Day! Let joy and fun burst into your life today, and humor become true friend for life!
SOS! Today they are everywhere… They rummage through your pockets, leave messages on your back, put buttons on your chair, talk to your cat. Watch your back! There are jokers all around! Happy April, 1!
Funny SMS jokes for April 1
Perfectly come on the day of laughter SMS with a request for urgent help - for example, come to pick up from the police or meet at the station. Of course, it’s better for the sender to appear there too and watch the person being played from the side, and even better - to shoot on camera. We assure you - you will laugh enough, and it will be fun for all the participants of this drawing. At the end, be sure to reveal all the cards, the first of April after all!
Messages from the FSB can unbalance, tax service or serviced bank. In order for such SMS to become the most believable, you should prepare in advance: buy a new SIM card and discreetly drive in the desired number to the person you are going to play. For you, we have collected the best SMS jokes for April 1, which will suit your April Fool's "victim".
Dear subscriber! You have exceeded the amount of money in your bank account. We blocked the account and transferred your data to the Federal Tax Service for the Moscow Region for verification. Your Beeline. Live on the bright side!
VISA3912 10:00 write-off: 20000r to the account of IVAN IVANOVICH T. was successful. If you have not performed this operation, call IVAN IVANOVICH T., but, most likely, you will no longer get through to the happy IVAN IVANOVICH T. Thank you for your friendship!
Sberbank Online. IVAN IVANOVICH T. transferred 100000.00 RUB to you. Message: "Wake up! Happy April, 1!"
Dear subscriber! You have won a Mercedes-Benz C-class. To avoid heart problems, start rolling your lip now. Lip machine included!
Dear IVAN IVANOVICH T. The Department of the Federal Security Service for the Kirovsky District of Yekaterinburg warns: use the same passwords for social networks. Our bases are not rubber.
Dear ANNA ANDREEVNA A. The Department of the Federal Security Service for the city of Moscow warns: stop calling your ex. Make time for your friends. Otherwise, we will have to come to the rescue.
As you can see, pranking a friend on the phone does not require any effort and financial costs, just a little imagination and imagination. A joke on April 1 should not frighten its addressee, so try to make a joke or prank cause only a cheerful laugh and a smile on your face!
Fun contests, games and sweepstakes for companies on April 1
In addition to phone jokes and funny messages, April 1 can be fun to celebrate with friends. Here you can not do without jokes, games and funny entertainment. How to have a fun April Fool's Day? How to play colleagues, friends or household members on April 1? We will help you decide on the games and contests for April 1, and then everyone will be in a great mood.
Competition for April 1 "Guess!"
This competition is suitable for a large group of friends or work colleagues. One time raffle, but it's worth it! The conditions are the simplest: we call a certain number of participants and distribute to each a glass filled with a clear liquid with tubes.
We tell the spectators and participants that all the glasses contain water, but only one contains vodka. The task of the participants is to drink the contents of the glass through a straw so that no one guesses that he is drinking - water or vodka.
The task of the observers is to guess, place bets, express their assumptions about who is the only one who drinks vodka. When everyone has emptied their glasses, and the audience has decided on the final version, the host announces that all the contestants have become “victims” and everyone has been drinking vodka. Laughter and laughter guaranteed! This is how fun you can start the evening of April 1st.
Game "Guess the body part"
Such a joke on April 1 will go with a bang in the company. Choose a “victim”, blindfold her and offer to guess the body part of another person using only her fingertips. After several successful guesses (hand, eyebrow, ear, etc.), place two cut tomato halves under the fingers of the person being played. He will be shocked by not understanding what part of the body he “groped”, and then another starts screaming that his eyes were gouged out! The effect in the company is hilarious, but just don’t play an overly emotional friend - choose a mentally stable “victim”!
Postcard for the first of April
A funny joke for the company on April 1 - "What do you like about the neighbor who is on the right?"
The participants of the drawing sit in a circle, and everyone will have to say which part of the body in the neighbor, who is sitting to his right, is most attractive to him. It is important that everyone remember what was said. When everyone has voiced intimate details, the presenter announces unexpected news: that since everyone has such sincere sympathy, then everyone will now have to kiss the neighbor on the right in that part of the body that he liked the most! Play honestly, and then everyone's mood will be on top!
As an active competition for April 1, you can offer the participants to play the game "Thirst". According to the number of participants, you need to prepare cups with water, empty glasses and spoons in advance (2 participants - 2 cups, 2 spoons, 2 glasses, 4 chairs). Place bowls of water and spoons on one pair of chairs, and empty glasses on the other pair. The task of the participants is to be the first to fill an empty glass of water.
After active running around with spoons, you can inadvertently clarify that it is not necessary to use spoons at all. Now watch the rounded eyes of the participants and laugh along with everyone!
Drawings for April 1 - ideas in pictures
Sometimes, instead of a thousand words, it is enough to look at one picture, and everything will become clear. So with the drawings for April 1! We have selected pictures for you, after looking at which you can successfully prank your friend with an “appetizing” breakfast or cookies stuffed with toothpaste. Dare!
First idea for a prank
The second idea for the draw
Third idea for a prank
In the selection, we presented original SMS congratulations and contests for cheerful companies on April 1st. Joke, play, make fun of friends, colleagues and acquaintances, because April Fool's Day was created for this. Remember that your main goal is to amuse, not offend and offend, so leave the "black" humor only for those who understand it exactly. Laugh April 1 together!
April 1 is a holiday of humor and laughter, so you need to try to make a funny joke, play one of your relatives, friends, acquaintances, colleagues and classmates. After all, it is on this day that it is allowed to arrange petty dirty tricks, to mock others on completely “legitimate” grounds.
Moreover, you can do this with almost impunity, because such a holiday is April Fool's Day - why be offended!
The main rule is that all the jokes and jokes that you can pull off must be harmless, so that after you and the “victim” you will have fun laughing at what happened.
So, what is so funny you can come up with for a good April Fool's prank, a funny joke?
Home jokes
The first targets for "divorces" are usually family members or close friends with whom you share a common living space.
Therefore, there will be no difficulty to get their personal item or shared items.
So we offer the best ideas!
Put crumpled newspaper in shoes
From this, its actual size will decrease and it will be extremely difficult to put on shoes. In this way, you can play a trick on relatives who are going to work in the morning or on friends who have dropped by to visit you.
By the way, instead of paper, you can put a slightly inflated balloon. And then enjoy the expression on the face of your "victim" when she feels her leg sink into something soft and shapeless.
Sew up the sleeves
For such a joke, you can use a shirt, sweater, jacket or even a jacket.
It is better to do this with large stitches so that after such a joke the thing does not turn out to be damaged.
It will also be funny if you sew up the legs on your trousers or pockets on your clothes.
You can develop the idea even more and sew the duvet cover to the sheet. It is better to do this by stepping back about 10–20 cm from the edge of the bed.
Paint your nails
Of course, you won’t surprise a girl in this way, so a man should become the object of a joke. Early in the morning, while he is still sleeping, give him a bright manicure. Don't forget to buy nail polish remover in advance!
Seal the doorway
For this, it is recommended to use cling film. When stretched, it is almost completely transparent. The main thing is to straighten it so that there is not a single fold. It will be very funny when someone from all over the running run stumbles upon an invisible obstacle.
Jelly with a straw
The essence of the divorce is that you offer to drink juice through a straw, and instead make jelly in a glass.
Prank Freeze
It is best to use the keys to the car or office for this joke. They need to be put in a cup the night before, pour water and put in the freezer.
In the morning, when it's time to rush to work, your "victim" will be in for a surprise. She would have to quickly warm up the cup or drag it with her to work so that the ice would melt along the way.
Head in the bank
Certainly, we are talking not about a real head! You need to print on A4 photo paper any face from the Internet. Then roll up the photo with a “tube”, insert it into a three-liter jar and pour water into it. Get the effect of a voluminous head.
It remains to put the jar in the refrigerator and enjoy the wild cries of the one who opens it.
Tasty breakfast
Option number 1
Prepare a scrambled egg. Instead of protein, pour thick yogurt white color, instead of the yolk - half a peach. Serve on the table and watch the reaction.
Option number 2
Prepare milk porridge in the evening and put in the freezer. In the morning, as if nothing had happened, offer to have a healthy porridge for breakfast. After the draw, do not forget to warm up breakfast and feed your family without jokes.
Option number 3
Add gelatin to milk. The milk will hold tightly in the glass so that it is impossible to drink it.
Fun in the shower
There are many options for such jokes:
Lubricate the toothbrush with sharp ketchup, and then wash it off (the bottom line is that after that there will be bitterness on the brush, which the one who starts brushing his teeth will immediately feel);
Pour mayonnaise or milk into a jar of shampoo;
Unscrew the diffuser on the shower, put the cube inside chicken broth and screw into place
Pour flour into a hair dryer;
Coat the soap with clear nail polish;
Pick up a shaving cream that looks like a paste and put it in bath accessories instead of toothpaste.
The coolest prank in the shower is writing with soap on the mirror. It can be a phrase like "You're next" or "I'm coming for you." When the inscription dries, it will become invisible. But as soon as the bathroom after taking a shower is filled with steam, all the letters will come through.
Various jokes for colleagues or friends
How can you ignore your friends and colleagues on April Fool's Day?! For them, so dear and beloved, it is worth coming up with something more serious than glued pens (pencils, sheets of paper, etc.)!
Fun for the office
1. Make a box without a bottom, fill it with confetti (snacks, paper clips, etc.), write on it in large letters “Gift” (“To the most beautiful”, “Award”, etc.) and put it in a conspicuous place . As soon as someone picks up the box, its contents will spill out, and everyone around will have fun.
2. Give colleagues a pen with ink, which disappears in half an hour.
3. Pour the nail polish onto the waxed paper and let it dry. Then carefully remove the resulting blot and transfer it to any document. Now take the open bottle of nail polish in your hand, put on a look of horror on your face and start apologizing loudly.
4. Place counterfeit money in a prominent place in the office. WITH reverse side sign "From April 1!". Everyone who reaches for "someone else's" money will appreciate this joke.
5. Using adhesive tape, attach the balloon to the wall towards which the door opens. And on the door itself, glue the button opposite the ball. Now, as soon as someone opens the door, the button will stick into the ball and a loud bang will sound.
6. Cut a wide strip of orange peels, draw some bold vertical lines on it with a black marker, and insert it in front of your teeth. With such a charming smile, you can approach anyone and congratulate them on the holiday.
7. Coat the pencil lead with clear nail polish. Nobody can write to them.
8. Inconspicuously tie a plastic cup to the bag with a thread, which is on the table and will fall off when the hostess takes the bag. You can pour water into a glass, but this will no longer be a completely harmless joke.
Pay raise orders
On the information board in the morning, a pleasant announcement should be placed in the form of a fake order, where you can announce a day off for employees for something, or an order for a promotion wages etc.
How do you feel?!
Agree in advance with colleagues that they will ask the same thing from the “object” chosen for jokes. When the object appears, you need to pretend that it looks very bad and ask leading questions.
For example:
Did you skip all night last night, buddy?
This is “your face Sharapov!”
Go to the toilet, put yourself in order, otherwise the boss will not understand!
Such different desires
On the back discreetly stick a sticker with various inscriptions.
For example:
1. Looking for a husband. Phone (specify).
2. I'm losing weight - offer only buns with cottage cheese!
3. Invite me on a date at least you!
4. Call me today “My bunny! Angela."
There's something wrong with you
The most common joke. On the day of April 1, when you see your friend, you need to say with confidence that something is wrong with him (her).
For example, a white back, a torn knee, a torn elbow, a dirty face, etc. It is necessary to speak with a serious face, insisting on “what he saw”, so that the addressee could not figure out for a long time that they were joking with him.
April Fool's jokes for the wife, beloved
And, of course, the most important draw for April 1 needs to be organized for your “soulmate”.
Surprise in a box
Prepare a gift for her by using the well-known trick of multiple wrapping. Only this time, put a note with the text "Congratulations on April Fool's Day" in the gift box.
Try to wrap the box with paper as many times as possible, put the bundle in other boxes and seal them with tape. The longer you have to fiddle to get a gift, the cooler the draw will turn out.
By the way, do not forget to buy a real gift to give it after you laugh at the prank together.
Gift with delivery
Continuing the theme of gifts, we offer an even larger drawing. Buy a big one for your beloved soft toy, a box of chocolates or something else to your taste. The main thing is that the gift should be wrapped in special wrapping paper!
In this prank, you will need the help of a friend that your girlfriend doesn't know personally. He will have to play the role of a courier and bring these gifts to her home.
After the presentation, you need to wait about 30 minutes so that the girl has time to remove the wrappers and eat a few sweets.
Then the courier returns and says that he has the wrong address and he needs to pick up the gifts. He should try to express maximum dissatisfaction with the fact that the packaging is damaged and the box of chocolates is opened. It is important that he does not overdo it and does not bring your wife to tears.
At the most critical moment, you appear in the apartment, announce that it was a rally, return all the gifts and, in addition, give big bouquet colors.
fake offer
If your loved one has a good sense of humor, then here is another prank for her. Buy a small cup with a rounded gold-plated handle and a box similar to those used to pack jewelry. Place a cup in it so that the handle sticks up, cover it with tinsel. Lay a cardboard partition with a slot on top, into which the rounded part of the handle will look out, and also sprinkle with a thin layer of tinsel. Everything should look like there is a ring in the box.
On April 1, arrange an appropriate romantic setting and hand the girl a box. And then watch her reaction and be ready to dodge the cup flying at you.
It should be noted that this is a very tough prank for a girl who really dreams of getting a marriage proposal from you! Therefore, you can arrange such a “surprise” only if you are sure that she will understand everything correctly and appreciate your sense of humor.
Fake lover
Girls can also decently “tickle the nerves” of their boyfriend on the occasion of the holiday of laughter. Ask familiar friends for men's clothing and shoes. Then, while he is at work, make a "path" of scattered things in the apartment from the front door to your bedroom (your clothes and underwear mixed with men's). Make a mess on the bed and build a semblance of a human figure under the covers so that from the side it seems that someone is lying there.
For greater effect, arrange with one of your boyfriend's friends to tell him how he saw you with an unfamiliar young man entering the entrance of the house. You can wait for your boyfriend in bed or pretend you just got out of the shower. Just try to anticipate his reaction in advance in order to avoid a serious quarrel and bring the prank to a conclusion.
Beloved husband
What's up with your car?!
Option number 1
Tie ropes with metal cans at the other ends to the bumper of the car. Hide the entire structure under the car and wait for its movement.Option number 2
Put dry peas in a plastic or plastic box. Tape it to the bottom of the machine. Noise while driving is guaranteed and panic too!Option number 3
Stick an appeal on the windshield: “Today I hit (touched, scratched) your car. I apologize, call me, we will agree!” Write phone. If the call goes through, congratulations on April Fools' Day. Another version of the letter: “You hit my car. Video recording is available. Give us a call and we'll make a deal!"Option number 4
A small amount of powdered sulfur can be “injected” into the muffler of a car. When the car is started and the muffler starts to warm up, blue smoke with an unpleasant odor will pour out, which will confuse anyone, do not forget to congratulate your husband on the holiday right away and reassure your husband.
Boots
Option number 1
If the shoes are very dirty, one should be put in order, and the second should be left in its original form. Put a sticker or a postcard with the inscription - "From April 1, dear!" into a dirty boot.Option number 2
Tie the shoelaces tightly together. A greeting card from April 1 can be signed "Together and forever!"
Pranks to suit any occasion
With food
1. Pour croutons or snacks into a cat food container, and then sit down in front of your colleagues and absorb the contents with appetite. Similarly, you can pour into a pack of washing powder powdered milk or insert Mamba gummies into a glue stick case.
2. Treat a friend to a sandwich with a rubber cockroach under a piece of sausage.
3. Order a friend a cocktail and, as soon as your companion turns away for a minute, make a hole in the tube with a needle. Then have some fun watching his futile attempts to finish his cocktail.
4. Treat a friend to an iced Coke. The essence of the draw is that the ice must be unusual - inside it, you must first freeze the mentos candy. When the ice around the candy melts, there will be a violent reaction from the interaction of cola and mentos - a fountain will start beating from the glass!
5. Lubricate the neck of a bottle of soda with a head of garlic and treat a friend.
Jokes on the phone
1. Download the Scare Your Friend app or horror animated pictures on your phone and send such a surprise to your friend in a message.
2. Change the contact signatures on your friend's phone and call him on behalf of the boss, his girlfriend, parents, etc.
3. Install "Ghost in Photo" app on your phone. Then take a photo of a friend, quickly mount the photo and show it to him right away. He must believe that real photo which has just been made.
4. Download the program Dude Your Car. Then take a photo of a friend's car and mount the picture so that it looks like the car has been in an accident. It remains to wait until a friend leaves the car in the parking lot and you can send him a message.
5. One of the most funny pranks that you can arrange with your phone - download the Smart TV Remote app. After that, you can control any TV: change channels, adjust the volume. Put on a "show" at home while someone else is watching TV, in the office, or take a friend to an electrical store and have a lot of fun.
6. There is another similar program that allows you to control a computer mouse or connect to a keyboard through your phone. Play a colleague or friend like this by starting to print various nonsense on his computer and open all the folders in a row.
computer jokes
1. Set an alarm clock on your computer with a cool sound and turn up the volume to the maximum. Let it work at the most inopportune moment: during a meeting, at a computer science lesson, when mom is watching her favorite TV series, etc.
2. Download a picture of a cracked monitor screen from the Internet and install it on your computer as a screensaver. Be sure to discreetly disconnect the cords from the mouse and keyboard. Your friend will be shocked thinking that his PC is broken.
3. If you don’t want to bother too much, you can tape the hole for the LED sensor on the computer mouse with tape. To make it more fun, put a picture with a cool inscription under the tape. When your friend fiddles with a non-working mouse for about five minutes, he will think of turning it over and will understand the essence of the joke.
Finally, one more useful tip.. For the drawing on April 1, it is not necessary to think and prepare for a long time. On the eve of the holiday, you can look into the fun store. There will definitely be an interesting little thing that will help make this day unforgettable: a fart pillow, a glass of non-spill, sweets with pepper, deodorant with an unpleasant smell - this is not a complete list of gizmos that can be found in such establishments.
And then - from April 1! And it all depends on your imagination!
There is 1 holiday in the calendar that everyone likes, because on this day you can laugh and even make fun of each other and be offended by this is considered a lack of a sense of humor. It is worth distinguishing a joke from atrocities or humiliations. Joking is better only with good intentions.
1. One day, I sent an e-mail that day, to my friend a programmer, like from a Microsoft company like... we have been watching your activities for a long time and decided to invite you to our Russian-speaking team. Sincerely ... blah blah blah (everything was as it should be, in general).
As a result, a friend flies into our lounge a few minutes later and yells: "Well, what suckers ... my name is at Microsoft, I told you that I'm the best"
We laughed, told him ... and he was still sulky for 2 weeks ...
It turned out that this is a cruel joke and it’s better not to laugh at dreams ...
Examples of April Fools' jokes
2. Cool?) in the office3. Do not put on socks for a child or wife and husband
4. Cover your car with funny stickers
5. Delight a colleague with powerful sound
6. Use simulated keyboard fill
How to joke on April 1 with words in the form of SMS - a list
1. It will be a glorious day today. Watch out... ho ho ho2. Hello, happy first day of the second month of spring to you...today I'll be watching you all day...your secret admirer (this way you can check the number of girls)
3. Dear subscriber! For squandering corporate secrets and state secrets via the Beeline network, your number will be permanently disabled and added to the black list of enemies of the state. Employees of the NKVD went to the address of your location.
4. Dear subscriber, there was a failure in the system, and for a gift April Fool's bonus, 500 rubles were debited from your account. Thank you!
5. sms for boyfriend: Good afternoon! Congratulations! You have successfully passed the test, and your profile has been successfully posted on gay.ru! With us you are sure to find your color soul mate.
6. At Sending a message failed. Virus detected. Do not press anything, otherwise the phone will be blocked ... the phone is blocked "#;!%:? * ... .. bath. ….. haha. Happy April, 1.
7. All, I'm tired! I want to rest. Left for a long time. Your roof!
School jokes + students
1. The joke is perfect for April Fool's Day. Walking in the company of friends, look at the sky and exclaim: “Look, look! The dead bird is flying!”
Congratulations
Let on April 1,Curiosities will be less
And happy moments
Which you won't forget!
April 1st on the doorstep
You have fun and joke.
After all, laughter dispels anxiety,
Adds happiness in life's journey!
Laughter is good for people
Like a miracle drug.
Who laughs, he is in the pharmacy,
Less walking, they say.
Husband and wife
1. Mix up the name- Honey, I'm pregnant.
- What-o-o-o-o?!
- Since April 1, you, my love!
- Lucy, what are you, well, you can also bring to a heart attack.
- What did you call me? What kind of Lucy am I to you?!
- Since April 1, you, my love!
Valentine's Day can be an important milestone in a relationship. Therefore, it is worth holding it beautifully, in an original and unforgettable way!
PS How do you play pranks on your friends and relatives on this day?