We still receive a huge pile of letters with the same question: "Hey, 2x2, why do you have "" on the air marked 16+?! This is a children's series!!! 1!!" Wake up! See clearly! And see, finally, that everything is not as innocent as you think. For the record, SpongeBob SquarePants was originally conceived as an adult show. Here are 11 proofs that we are responsible for our words and markings.
1. Rules of contraception
Let's admit it right away: this entire "Glove World" and Goofy Goober thing very often smacks of condom allusions.
2. High art
Blame us that this is art and that only uncouth puritans can find fault with it. And then look again at the title of the post, relax and laugh.
3. Yeah, sports channel…
Spongebob watches the coral dance. Not just dancing, but to a certain kind of music. Sponge's face, as it were, tells us that the show on the screen is not for children now. Gary appears, Bob starts to panic and abruptly changes the channel. If you still do not understand or doubt: yes, a small sea sponge looked p-o-r-n-o!
4. Once a month…
What could this red airship mean? Mr. Krabs was frightened that he had postponed the operation on his eyes for too long and now everything has become critically bad. End of alarm: in fact, everything is simpler.
5. Someone else's underwear
Judging by the shape of the underwear, Mr. Krabs suffers from Madonna and Lady Gaga's triangular syndrome. Obviously, this is the most innocuous of the points: further - trenchant!
6. The perfect crime
7. Sand sculptures
From this sand was supposed to be a lamp. But something went wrong when Patrick started licking his sculpture.
8. Nose, finger or...?
Be prepared for the fact that any surprises can stick out of the ground.
9. Prostitution
Undersea world is no different from ours. What else to do in a small dull town?
10. Reef blow
Squidward: But it's not a toy! I did not even expect such childishness from you! What's fun about playing with a reef blower?
Here's what, for example.
11. Genius Patrick
Patrick, dear, genius and genitals are two different things!
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Squidward Tentacles(English) Squidward Tentacles) is one of the main characters in the American animated series SpongeBob SquarePants, voiced by Roger Bumpass (in the Russian version by Ivan Agapov).
General information
Skidward Tentacles, SpongeBob's neighbor. Squidward is very fond of art forms. He prefers to play the clarinet (albeit very poorly) and draw (although no one appreciates his creations). Squidward works as a cashier at the Krusty Krab. He is annoyed by everything around him, including SpongeBob and Patrick. But most of all he can't stand SpongeBob. Squidward himself is an octopus or squid. As we know, a live octopus has 8 tentacles, while Squidward has 6. Why, you ask? The answer is: it's just that the artists who created Squidward found it difficult to draw 8 tentacles.
Relationships with neighbors
Squidward's house
Squidward lives between SpongeBob's pineapple house and Patrick's rock, in a large stone head that looks like a statue from Easter Island. While his neighbors SpongeBob and Patrick are very cheerful and cheerful, Squidward is very irritable. Spongebob and Patrick consider Squidward theirs best friend, but Squidward himself does not share this opinion with them. Squidward made them clear about his feelings towards them, but SpongeBob and Patrick don't care. Their antics and games annoy Squidward, but in some circumstances he may be reluctant to participate in them.
Art
Squidward is a diligent artist and musician, although his abilities are not recognized. In series culture shock Squidward with his number wanted to become the highlight of the program, but the audience did not appreciate his dance and much more willingly accepted SpongeBob, who cleaned the stage. However, in the series Artist Unknown Squidward, in a fit of rage, accidentally created a beautiful sculpture.
Work
Squidward works as a cashier at the Krusty Krab and, unlike SpongeBob, hates his job. Squidward's workplace is located next to the kitchen where SpongeBob works, which also does not delight him. Squidward quit more than once due to Mr. Krabs' greed, but ended up returning to work.
Notes
| Spongebob SquarePants | |
|---|---|
| Series | Season One Season Two Season Three Season Four Season Five Season Six Season Seven Timeline |
| Characters | Spongebob · Patrick · squidward· Gary · Mr. Krabs · Sandy · Plankton · Episodic · One-Series |
| Universe | Bikini Bottom · Crabburger · Boat Car · Jellyfish · Catching Jellyfish · Shellphone |
| Bikini Bottom | Krusty Krab Slopbucket Sticky Lagoon Jellyfish Fields Boat Driving School |
One day, SpongeBob accidentally smashed Squidward's face with a door. Once in the hospital, Squidward realizes that he is very handsome, and the whole Bikini Bottom is chasing him to take an autograph. Then SpongeBob again breaks his face with a door and he becomes even more beautiful.
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About the fire under the water, the drowning fish, the corners in the pineapple house and called it all the most logical moments of "SpongeBob". In general, all this was just a warm-up. The square pants series is a never-ending source of facepalms of the mind. And we have accumulated a number of questions to the authors of "SpongeBob", which are unlikely to be answered.
1. Why hasn't the pineapple house rotted yet?
2. How did it happen that the daughter of Mr. Krabs is a whale with pyu lips?
3. Why is Squidward only wearing a T-shirt?
4. How does Karen's computer work underwater?
5. What did the sunlight forget at the bottom of the ocean?
6. Where did these transparent flowers that are everywhere come from?!
7. Why does Gary the snail meow?
8. Did wood and grass come with Sandy's dome?
9. Why is the Seahorse a pet and the Starfish a "human"?
10. How well do musical instruments work underwater?
11. Why doesn't all this omnogo soak?
12. In what ocean do squid and sponge live with such skeletons?
13. Sea Superman, Bespectacled... That is, people also quietly exist under water?
14. And how does this mimimi creature (forget that it's a cockroach) survive in the ocean?
15. Where do they get meat for Krabby Patties?
