An invitation to the table.
Dear friends!
I hope from the bottom of my heart -
Let's have fun!
We start our feast honest -
We ask everyone to sit down!

Hello! For those who don't know, my name is ________________! And today, for the 5th time, I was entrusted with hosting your festive banquet. I am glad to welcome representatives of the most humane profession, medical workers, to this festive table.

Where do we start?
With boring phrases and congratulations?
Oh no! .. And there is no doubt about it
To spite the enemies, the fate of the villain
I want to say - pour it!
To the fullest!

Therefore, I ask the gentlemen to look after the charming ladies, fill their glasses and themselves, and thereby prepare for the first toast!

You all know from your own experience that people in white coats have to work very, very hard. But let's remember one wise saying, known since ancient times: "The one who has a good rest works well."

Therefore, I urge you, dear friends, to sit down at the festive table more conveniently and forget about all your daily worries and difficulties. Let's rest!

1 part of Medic's Day. Congratulations from the head physician

Dear friends! The word for the first toast, according to tradition, is provided ( FULL NAME. ch. doctor).

Congratulations on the day of the paramedic

Toast 1

And I am pleased to congratulate you on the long-awaited minutes, code-named "Joy of the Stomach"

Part 2 of Medic's Day. A little about the evening

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, bon appetit and good mood! And while you're having a snack, I want to briefly introduce you to how our evening will go.

For the next 30-40 minutes we will listen to congratulations, drink and eat.

Then I will announce a small smoking and dancing intermission for 30 minutes. During which music will play. Anyone who wants to can dance, smoke, chat in the fresh air. Later, we will sit down at the table again for 30-40 minutes. Again we will congratulate, participate in contests, play advanced games, be surprised by surprises, eat and drink. Then again there will be a smoking and dancing intermission for thirty minutes. So the feast will constantly alternate with dancing, and at the very end, after many hours, when you are already tired of food, toasts, games and me, a long dance marathon awaits you until you drop.

Who wants to eat - eat!
Who wants to smoke - smoke!
Who wants to say - let's talk! Who wants to dance - dance!
Who wants to play games - play enough!
Who wants to get drunk - get drunk!
Who wants to relax - cool rest!
Whoever wants it will get it!

3rd part of Medic's Day. VIP guest greeting

Dear friends! You all know that a good mood and a good appetite are directly related.

"A cheerful look makes food a feast." Caring people here are already whispering to me: “There is a small gap between the 1st and 2nd!”

With a feeling of deep respect, I traditionally give the second word of our evening to the honorary, important guest, the head of the administration ( FULL NAME.).

Congratulation of the mayor of the city

Toast 2

4th part of Medic's Day. For health.

To live more cheerfully in the world, we will drink now on the 3rd.
Well, why are we sitting, bored, pouring more actively.

The great philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer argued that "happiness lies primarily in health." I propose to drink a glass for you, who stand guard over human health, and, consequently, human happiness! For your health!

3rd toast "For health"

5th part of Medic's Day. For women

"The folk proverb says:

“No gravy and the cabbage dries out,” so now is the time for the next toast and gravy-pouring. In this regard, I again want to ask the gentlemen, while I am making the next toast, to look after the ladies and fill their glasses.

Most often, men become the luminaries of medicine. Honor and praise to them! But ask them, could they achieve such heights if it were not for the active help of fellow assistants, if not for the skillful and gentle hands of sisters and nurses? And if you pay attention to the entire medical staff, it becomes obvious that “we cannot live without women, no” ... It is worth paying tribute to them and thanking all the women, working and practically living in the kingdom of Hippocrates. I propose a toast to their health!

4th toast "For women".

Game-acquaintance. (Music - mounted clappers).

And now, attention guests!

Before we continue our evening, let's get to know each other.

At the big beautiful table
Gathered at this hour
I offer all of you together
Get to know now.
I am without flattery and passions
Here I will introduce all the guests
Well, you need support and applause.

1. We expect a standing ovation from you for the city administration headed by ( FULL NAME. heads of administration).

2. What is a holiday without friends,
important dear guests -
Rise together together
and show yourself to all the guests.
Don't miss the moment
Give them a round of applause.

3. I will tell you simply, without fanfare:
Meet sponsors soon!
I ask you to stand up, do not be lazy and show yourself to the people!

4. Where do we have doctors here
It's time to greet them!
To the wonderful doctors of the city ... - hip-hip ... Hooray!

5. We ask all nurses, experienced and young, to stand up. We applaud for them!

6. We welcome people on whom your material well-being depends - economists and accountants!

7. Salute of applause to the representatives of the economic service.

8. Let's clap our hands
For all guests! For you, good ones!
What a friendly company we have today.
I propose to drink to it.

Let's raise our glasses to our friendly honest company.

Toast 5 "For a friendly company."

7th part of Medic's Day. Competition Best congratulations.

Your professional holiday is a holiday of the smartest, kindest and most wonderful people in the world.

I am sure that a person who knows how to heal is able, like no one else, to understand, sympathize and support other people.

We continue the baton of holiday greetings and I invite you to participate in the competition for the best congratulations and wishes to your colleagues.

Congratulations 2-3 people.

And now I invite all those present to evaluate the eloquence of each of those who spoke with applause.

(The winner is the one who gets the loudest applause, and he is awarded the prize.)

I propose to accept the congratulations and wishes of the winner as a toast.

6th toast. For what has been said to come true and to be raised to a power.

8th part of Medic's Day. Readiness check

The holiday of medical workers is celebrated in summer, when it is warm and sunny, and the peak of work is in winter, when it is cold, slippery and fluy. These two seasons are very important for us. And not only for us. There is not a single poet who has not written poems about winter or summer. And poetry with a melody is already a song.

And now, dear doctors, I propose to conduct a professional check for “singiness”.

We set the theme "summer", "winter".

You need to remember and sing in turn a verse or at least a few lines from songs that mention these seasons or their signs.

For example:

Winter:

A blizzard sweeps along the street

Summer:

One summer at dawn

Winter: Oh, frost, frost

Summer:

And the dawn is already more noticeable
So please be kind
Don't forget these summer
Moscow Nights! Etc.

The team that can sing something corresponding to a given theme when the rivals are already exhausted will win.

Sleep well, friends! I don't think there are any winners or losers in this competition. After all, despite the fact that you were focused on certain seasons, all the songs that sounded speak mainly about love that lives at all times. Let's raise our glasses to the singers of love, that is, to you, and to love!

6th toast "For love"

So that the guests do not sit
to infinity,
We offer everyone
Stretch your limbs.
Everybody dance!
Hey DJ, rock it!

Dance break.

Game Find a Pair

And now you are invited to find your partner for dancing, using the clue of fate (we and you know how important the role of this lady is in our life).

In 2 hats there are halves of cards: in one - those on which the beginnings of famous proverbs are written, in the other - their continuations. The participants in the game draw one half each (men - from one hat, women - from the other) and look for someone who has a card with the beginning or end of this proverb. This is how they find partners for the next slow dance (but don't insist that those who don't want to dance). The number of players must be even.

List of proverbs for the game:

1. Who is warned is armed.

2. Not all that glitters is gold.

3. God saves the safe.

4. The hat on the thief is on fire.

5. He who knows a little of everything knows nothing.

6. They don’t go to a foreign monastery with their own charter.

7. There are devils in still waters.

8. A bird in the hand is better than a crane in the sky.

9. Water does not flow under a lying stone.

10. Seven nannies have a child without an eye.

11. Where it is thin, it breaks there.

12. Brevity is the sister of talent.

13. They judge not by words, but by deeds.

14. At night, all cats are gray.

15. What is written with a pen cannot be cut down with an ax.

16. It is better to see once than hear a hundred times.

17. A miser pays twice.

18. In love and war, all means are good.

19. What you sow, you will reap.

20. Not knowing the ford, do not poke your head into the water.

Leading: So, the halves of the proverbs are finally connected and it's time to announce a slow dance.

A slow dance

Leading: My friends! I want to please you. Everyone who came to our holiday, literally everyone, bought a ticket for the trip. Imagine how great! Applause. Listen, I didn’t even expect that everyone loves freebies so much. Well, let's go for a free ride, shall we? Everyone loves freebies.

Train whistle ( Effect)

1. Lined up as a train!

And after ( Name) we are going on a journey. Music

We put our hands on the shoulders of a neighbor. Now hands on the neighbor's ears, neck, hips. Here comes the freebie. Men, the hips are slightly lower. We wave our right hand together. We decided to make the first stop and brought all of you to the Caucasus!

We dance "Lezginka"

Where are our hot horsemen?

We ask for two wonderful doctors in the center of the circle - ___________________! Here they are Caucasian hot guys! And let's go! Music.

Here are almost Caucasian hot women. Now the jigits get down on one knee, the ladies take him by one finger and go around. And now to the other side. Ay, well done! How many hot people are among you!

Following (name), we cling to the wagons of the locomotive. This time we put our hands on the waist, (knees, heels).

Look at your colleagues! So they will go home today.

Hands on chest! It's just below the chin, above the waist!

(What are you, men, I was joking).

We make one more stop.

And we have arrived in a country about which they say that it has absolutely everything!

Of course, this is Greece. And we dance the favorite dance of the Greeks "Sirtaki".

We stand in a circle, put our hands on the shoulders of a neighbor. The last time we cling to the trailer of a steam locomotive.

A pleasant surprise awaits our guests - we are going to the carnival!

(Hats and other props to prepare)

Ladies and gentlemen, you were brought to sunny Brazil, just at this time of the year we got there for the carnival. But where do you get the costumes? A bag from Zaitsev, or maybe from D.A. Medvedev, comes in handy. Now I will dress you all up!

Having gathered in one big circle, we all dance in Brazilian style to cheerful music. Who does not know how to dance in Brazilian style, raises his hands higher and vigorously wags his back ... th.

Hands up. On the count of three, only the girls scream. Men answer them at the expense of 3 (who won?). And the loudest applause to all who were active and cheerful!

A big thank you to everyone who rode with us.

To remember later
This moment in the biography
I suggest you urgently take a photo of all of you.

Photoshoot.

Game "Magic Hands"

A moment of attention! Now I suggest you play a game of manual dexterity, because it is known that the skillful hands of doctors work wonders.

There are 4-5 people in the game (double newspaper sheets). Players in a line hold an unfolded newspaper in the very corner in their hand extended at shoulder level. On command, the players try, without lowering their hands and without resorting to the help of another, to completely crumple the newspaper, gathering it into a fist. At the end, raise your hand with the newspaper above your head. While the participants in the game manipulate the newspapers, the spectators count the seconds in unison. The winner will receive a reward - a diploma "Masters of Magic Hands" and a prize.

2nd feast on Medic's Day

For the holiday table
We invite you again!
We are a holiday together
Must continue.

Toast to Obedient Patients

One day, in a restaurant, the doctor saw his patient, who enthusiastically absorbed glass after glass of alcohol. The doctor could not stand it and approached him: “Listen, I have allowed you to drink no more than two glasses a day!” To which the patient kindly replied: “Of course, doctor. But I'm being treated ... not only with you!

Friends! I propose a toast to the fact that all doctors come across obedient patients with whom it would be pleasant to work and for the successful treatment of which you can raise glasses!

1st toast "For obedient patients".

2. Toast to the vocation

Doctors can rightfully be called pioneers, sea captains. After all, no matter how many identical diagnoses there are, the people who have to be treated are unique. And with each patient, the doctor makes a new journey into the unknown.

Let's sing about it

"Song about Aesculapius" to the motive "Song about the captain"

1. There lived a brave Aesculapius,
He healed everyone
And he saved people from death more than once.
I picked up fifteen at once,
Didn't spare the last effort
But never even
vacation did not ask.
And in trouble, and in work
He sang this song everywhere:

Chorus.

After all, a smile heals the heart.

2. Toast But once Aesculapius

Saved the maiden from death paws.
And fell in love with a patient crazy.
Fifteen times he blushed,
Stuttered and turned pale
But he never smiled.

He grew gloomy, he grew thin,
But no one sang to him in a friendly way:
"Aesculapius, Aesculapius, smile,
After all, a smile heals the heart.

Aesculapius, Aesculapius, pull up
Only cheerful fate smiles!
Doctors, doctors, smile
After all, a smile heals the heart.

Doctors, doctors, pull up
Only cheerful fate smiles!
I propose to raise glasses for your life choice, for your vocation! ( Music sounds.)

2nd toast "For calling".

3. Toast Skeleton.

A familiar doctor told me this story: “They knocked on the doctor’s apartment. He opens the door - no one. Then he goes out onto the landing and sees a skeleton leaning against the door! “That's how it always is! the doctor grumbles. - They pull to the last, and then crawl to the doctor! Let's raise our glasses so that people remember doctors in time and appreciate their selfless work. Happy professional holiday!

3rd toast "To appreciate the work of a physician."

4. Toast to a friendly team.

It's no secret that a good doctor needs not only his own talent, knowledge and sensitivity. For success in this difficult field, support and understanding from colleagues are very important. That is what is called teamwork. Friends, let's remember what words can be called such work and the components of success. So, who was the first to remember? (cooperation, friendship, union, unity, unanimity, like-mindedness, consent, partnership, community, interaction, mutual assistance, mutual understanding, mutual assistance, cohesion, coherence, teamwork, songness)

Let's drink it all now
For a friendly team, for you!

Toast 4 "For a friendly team."

5. The game "Fishermen".

Dear friends! To bring you up to speed on what will happen next, I will tell you one anecdote.

Fishermen rest and talk. First: “I somehow pulled a catfish by 103 kilograms!” The second: “And I pulled three at once on one hook!” Third: “And I once sat, nothing pecks. Suddenly, the float goes sharply under the water, I pull, and there is a silver candelabra in three candles and all the candles are burning ... "Here the first one again takes the floor and says:" I, perhaps, will reduce my catfish by a hundred kilos, but you put out the candles.

But in our next game called "Fishermen" there will be prizes better than a silver chandelier. Prizes will be special, fishing. Therefore, for the next game, I need two gentlemen who love fishing. Please, fishermen, don't be shy!"

Dear fishermen! Introduce youreself. You can give your name, or you can give a fishing nickname, for example, the unsurpassed hooker and tamer of whales and sharks, Sharp Harpoon.

So, there are two aces of fishing in all the waters of the world, including fountains and baths, just Sergey and Vovka Strong Hand! Your applause! Dear participants, it is not for me to tell you that when catching fish, a good reaction and manual dexterity are required from a fisherman. And now we will test your agility and sleight of hand on an ancient and simple device.

2 coils (each 5-8 m), in the middle of which a hook (paperclip) is tied.

Your task is to unwind the fishing line to its full length and pull it slightly.

(Hang an opaque bag on a hook in the middle of the line).

Exactly between you, I hung a gorgeous prize, winning which you will receive a few more additional prizes. But there is one condition: the prize that hangs must be tested. At my command, you will quickly begin, each on your own, to wind the fishing line on the reel. Whoever winds his part of the fishing line first and reaches the prize hanging between you on the hook, he receives this prize. Then the winner tests it and receives additional gifts. Are the rules clear?

(fun music)

Competition "More dexterous and faster..."

Your applause to the participants of the competition and especially to the winner!” the winner takes out a large family shorts from the bag.

Experienced people say that polka-dot shorts are better than polka-dot shorts! And I remind you that these fishing shorts need to be tested, put on your health!

Dear friends! While the winner tries on the secret fishing outfit, I want to give you a riddle. It sounds like this: "A hundred clothes and all without fasteners." What is this?"

And what is there to guess - it's 50 shorts and 50 socks.

consolation prize ( roach) to the loser

To the winner: And here is this vobla and a reel of fishing line in addition for you!” Ladies and Gentlemen! And now, with your permission, I announce the dance of the fisherman!

I remind you that the winner cannot refuse to dance.

Fisherman's dance Muses. Rock'n'roll

Thanks, you made us laugh. Your applause to the best rock-n-roll fisher-dancer!

And the last one is an anecdote. “One winter a man got together to go fishing. He came, began to peck the ice, suddenly some voice said: “There are no fish here!” The man did not understand, went to another place, starts to hammer, again the voice: “There are no fish here !!” The man crosses over, and to him again: “There are no fish here !!!” The man was offended and angrily asks: “Who are you?” The voice replies: "The director of the rink!"

Toast. Let's drink to cheerful people who can support the company.

dance break 2.

Now I suggest that you test in practice your ability to act together as a team, and to begin with, I suggest choosing captains and instructing them to recruit teams.

All of you, dear friends, are invited to participate in team games. So, the captains are in place, but where are the teams?

(Leaving the table is done to bravura music.)

Team games.

Organize 2 teams.

Leading: Teams, stand opposite each other.

Team attention! Which one of you is the best? (Scream).

And who is louder?

Team ( surname or name of the captain) - try to shout down!

We'll have to arrange a competition, which will take place in several stages. Whoever wins will be the best.

So whose team...

1. will be the highest we will see right now, because you have to build a pyramid without using chairs.

2. And whose team will make a wider circle in the free part of the hall - (wide - circle).

3. Whose team is the tightest? - (small circle).

4. Well, in that case, whose team is the lowest?

5. Which team will be the longest chain holding hands and stretching from wall to wall?

6. And who stomps their feet louder?

7. In that case, who claps louder?

9. In this case, the last - whose team is ... the most dancing?

Music "Everything will be fine" (Serduchka) - everyone is dancing.

It's time to take stock.

But how are we going to choose the best team, if we are all mixed up, and we no longer have teams, we got one big friendly team.

And this means that friendship won! On this optimistic note, we announce a dance for everyone who considers himself young and successful.

A slow dance.

Disco.

3rd feast on the Day of the Medic.

To continue the fun

We have to pour again.

1. Blitz wishes.

Dear friends, I bow before your noble cause.

All of you deserve the warmest words and best wishes not only from patients, but also from each other. Please yourself, do not skimp on words. Remember, as they say: "A kind word and a cat is pleased."

So, blitz wishes!

In a nutshell, let's get started!

Toast 1. "For people in white coats"

Let's drink to the people

Dressed in white coats.
For nurses and doctors
Who is in office not for a salary.
Let's wish them
Health, happiness and good luck.

Let the sky be blue
And all problems are solved.
Let's also raise our glasses
For the rest of the people
To become more healthy
And you had less adversity!

2. "Esculapius".

Joke - awards ceremony

Today we are present at the ceremony of presenting the "Esculapius" awards, awarded by the Medical Academy and dedicated to the All-Russian holiday - the day of the medical worker.

For a whole year, members of the Medical Academy discussed the merits of the nominees, washed their bones, laid them out on the shelves, saw through and endowed them with all sorts of epithets. And here is the result of this painstaking work today we present to your attention. We thought for a long time and decided which of you in which nomination should be nominated and came to the conclusion that everything and everyone. But from an organizational point of view, this is quite difficult ... so we will resort to a proven method.

I think it's time to get acquainted with the contenders for victory in various categories.

These are talented, successful, educated doctors. All of them, of course, are different, but one thing unites them - the ability to achieve results in their favorite business.

So, in the 1st nomination "Hot Pepper" are presented: (full name of 3 nominees-doctors)

The nominees will now be asked questions to which they must answer and demonstrate their wit, resourcefulness and originality of thinking.

Once again, I draw your attention to the fact that in the fight for the title of Hot Pepper, all answers are good, but the brighter the answer, the greater your chances of winning in this nomination. The audience will choose the winner.

1. What professional qualities do you need in your work?

2. Describe your life with a line from a song.

3. Spell out the word DOCTOR.

4. Why do patients love you?

5. Your motto in dealing with patients.

6. What do you value most in your colleagues?

2. Nomination "In love with the profession."

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What distinguishes a real loving doctor from a simple medical worker? (question to men).

Serenade of course!!! So, in the fight for the title of In Love with the Medical Profession, our nominees will serenade the ladies. ( props: guitar)

This is a very serious and responsible nomination, so impromptu is inappropriate here. We will give the nominees time and space to prepare.

And while our nominees are preparing to serenade, dear medical professionals, and especially men, we will check how you know your female colleagues!

Dear male doctors, congratulatory telegrams have been received from your female colleagues. But they were all in such a hurry that they forgot to sign. Your task is to determine the sender.

The shooter on trousers and fashionable clothes carefully wishes you ( Name) +

Width in the shoulders and a slender waist wishes you ( Name) +

Three-story houses, flawless friends and magnificent holidays wishes ( Name) +

Healthy liver, let the iron will not bend, signed ( Name) +

3. Nomination "Faster than Ambulance".

(FULL NAME. 3 nominees-doctors).

Rally Competition.

Do you have a driver's license, ie. rights? And familiar nurses? Then call or you can handle it yourself?

For those who did not finish the game in childhood. It is necessary to help with the help of a bandage that is attached to the car, so first you wind the rope around a pencil to the music, whoever winds it faster and does not get tangled wins

I round, and only then bandage, my dears, but quickly.

4. Nomination exclusively for surgery and traumatology. "I blinded him from what was."

(FULL NAME. 3 nominees-doctors).

Competition "Statue of Love".

You are Sculptors. Now your task is to invite a couple of M and F - from which you will sculpt a statue to the best of your imagination. You, as sculptors, put the participants in a pose representing Love and take 3rd place in the statue.

Discussion, medal and prizes.

Leading: The ladies are fainting, the curtain is closing.

Washing the awards begins.

And once again, applause to all the winners and participants.

To glorious medical workers, hip-hip... Hooray!!!

It's time for everyone to drink!

Toast 2.

3. Super prize drawing. Code game. name "THREE" (raise the super prize above your head)

Dear friends! now we will play a game for beautiful ladies!

And this (name of the prize) is the main prize! I ask you, beautiful ladies, do not be shy, the prize can be yours, the number of participants is not limited.”

Stunning ladies! To participate in the final of this competition, I need only four participants.

These four finalists will play a very different game and all will receive prizes, the first of which is this awesome prize! Now I'm going to go through the elimination game.

I whistle once on the whistle and raise my right hand at the same time once (I whistle and raise), and you raise. If I whistle twice and raise my hand (I whistle twice and raise my hand once), then you don’t need to raise your hand - so I will deceive. Whoever does not raise his hand to a single whistle and raises to a double whistle is out. If two or more participants are wrong at the same time, then I reserve the right to choose one of them for elimination. And my choice will be impartial.

We have several training sessions before the qualifying round. I whistle several times in a row, after an interval of 4-5 seconds, and raise my hand up with each whistle. The participants, like me, raise their hands up. Then I whistle twice and raise my hand (mistake will be grounds for elimination from the qualifying game). Applause for the losers! There are four finalists left. The qualifying game is accompanied by the statements “Rexona works! (Upon raising the hand.)

Raise your hand at the right time,
made it to the final!"

Each eliminated contestant is cheered, for example:

• She fought, but it didn’t work out, support her with applause!
• What is important is not victory, but participation - your applause!
• Applause for her perseverance, she leaves this game to rest and win the next - competition!
• She didn’t win, but she didn’t give up, which means she deserves your applause!”

Finale: “Dear friends! Now, in the final, these beautiful and stubborn ladies will all receive prizes, as well as a super super prize.

Let's applaud the finalists! I ask the four finalists to stand in two pairs facing each other. Moreover, one pair is located on the right hand, the other on the left hand of me so that each of the participants freely reaches the bear, which I hold in front of me in my hand, with an outstretched hand. Now we will check the level of sharpness of the reactions of our finalists. We will find out how they drank to the health of their colleagues and choose "Miss movement coordination"!

The rules of the game are simple:

As soon as you hear the number 3, immediately put your palm on the head of this one... Just don't give him a concussion and don't hit each other with sharp claws. Whose hand will be the bottom after I pronounce the coveted number, she will receive a prize, taking first place. Let's start:

Once we caught a pike.
Gutted, but inside

(significant pause)…

in the word "inside" there is a desired number,
but it is not pure.

Once we caught a pike
Gutted, but inside
Saw a lot of fish.
Not just one, but whole...

Reflexes are good, but, unfortunately, I have not yet had time to pronounce the cherished figure. With your permission, I continue:

The hardened guy is dreaming. Become an Olympic champion. At the start, it's better not to be cunning.

Listen to the command: One! Two! .. March!

When you want to learn poetry
Do not teach them until late at night,
Better repeat in the morning
One, another, or maybe ... seven!

Be careful, the treasured figure can sound at any second.

One night at the train station
I had to wait three hours!

Raise the hand of the winner of the final. (Giving her the prize, ask for the name). Let's bathe (name) in applause! And now let's applaud all the wonderful finalists! (all prizes)

4. The game "Changeling".

Dear friends! Now I want to play one ancient aristocratic game. Some of you may have already played it, but my version of this game is fun and different. It is so because of the use of unusual and original words in the game. To get you up to date, ready for the game, and to create a special mood, I want to do a little warm-up using these unusual words. I will ask you questions, and you need to answer from the place. Let's start?" The guests nod, and I begin the warm-up: “Who is a barbarian?” - this is a cook on two rates!

What's happened

• kopchushka is a slovenly cop!”
• watchdog - director of the bar;
• attack - lipstick;
• arsenic is a miracle of selection;
• the lad is a killer;
• fellow countryman - dead;
• mordovorot - a goalkeeper from Mordovia;
• glucose - goat - drug addict;
• tomahawk - wife Tamara meets a drunken husband;
• boyfriend - lover of fish soup

5. Drinking songs.

6. Final toast. "From Moses to Einstein"

• Prophet Moses
• King Solomon
• Jesus Christ
• Philosopher Karl Marx
• Psychoanalyst Freud
• Physicist Albert Einstein

cook:

• Prizes; super prize;
• Cardboard medals, ribbons for them:
• Hot Pepper, In love with the profession, Faster than the Ambulance;
• Diploma: Master Magic Hands;
• Bandages 3 pcs.;
• Cars on strings, 3 pencils;
• Fishing line on 2 spools, hook, cool shorts for a fisherman, a mosquito hat, fishing boots.
• Newspaper sheets double 5 pcs.

The presenter hands the participant of the competition a card on which any medical specialty is written. For example, ophthalmologist, dentist, ENT, gynecologist and so on. The participant must, with his gestures and facial expressions, explain to those present which doctor is indicated on his card. The one from the audience who guessed first gets the next card with the task.

surgeons

Participants compete in pairs. Each pair, blindfolded, must put on each other things that are in the bag provided by the leader. There are two gowns, two pairs of shoe covers, two pairs of gloves and two medical caps. As soon as the "surgeons" are fully equipped, they shout: "Scalpel!". The pair of surgeons who "prepared for the operation" faster than the rest wins.

eye diagnosis

The facilitator takes turns calling the symptoms of a particular disease. Which of the doctors with fewer listing of the number of symptoms will be able to determine the diagnosis - he receives a prize. For example, fever, cough, runny nose, headache and joint pain - influenza; fatigue, short-term sleep, complete lack of a sense of rest after sleep, difficulty falling asleep - insomnia; partial memory lapses, lack of control over the amount of alcohol consumed, severe hangovers, binges - alcoholism, and so on.

In uniform

Doctors in dexterity are in no way inferior to soldiers or firefighters. They also quickly need to transform from a simple person into the guise of a "rescuer". A set of uniforms has been prepared for each participant: a cap, a mask, a dressing gown with buttons, boot covers, gloves. At the start command, each participant begins to gather at his post. Whoever quickly puts on all the accessories will become the winner and receive the title of the most dexterous physician.

Medical plaster

This competition will require several volunteers, on which the host or person responsible for the holiday will draw wounds with the help of iodine or a felt-tip pen (in the same number and in the same places). Each participant receives his volunteer and the same number of plasters (small - disposable). At the “start” command, doctors must find wounds on their “patients” and seal them all with medical plasters. Whoever completes the task first, wins.

The language of medicine

Doctors are divided into teams of 2-3 people. Each team receives sheets with the same phrases, but written in Latin. The phrase can be absolutely any (compiled using a dictionary or online translator). The team that completes the translation first and does it verbatim first will be the winner.

Medical opinion

Each medic gets a pie with any filling. On the “start” command, the participants, using a scalpel (small knife), must open their pie, find out its filling and sew it up (using a thread and a needle). Whoever copes faster, he won. After the autopsy, everyone must voice their medical opinion and whoever gets it funnier will also receive a prize.

hit or miss

Each doctor in turn pulls out a phantom from a medical cap, which will indicate any very interesting action, for example, draw a fly on the face with green paint or put on medical gloves and walk in them for an hour, rub your back with medical alcohol or drink a glucose solution, in general, everything unusual. And then either do everything according to the phantom, or drink medical alcohol.

And suddenly you have to be a surgeon

Each participant receives two identical shreds, a needle and thread of the same length. At the “start” command, each participant threads a needle and sews his two shreds together. Whoever sews two patches faster and better, he receives a diploma of the best surgeon and a prize.

Traditionally, on the third Sunday of June, the Day of the Medic is celebrated in Russia. The scenario of a holiday in nature, for sure, will receive the approval of the staff of the medical institution, whether it be a hospital, clinic or just a department. It is not so often that doctors, nurses, laboratory assistants, pharmacists, nurses get together, especially in an informal setting. So, if the weather allows, it makes sense to stock up on food to cook delicious, drinks, meat for and go out of town together, into the fresh air.

Comic script for the day of the doctor in nature

For a fun picnic on the river bank or in a forest clearing, the Medic's Day scenario will fit, the solemn part of which will be held in a family way, warmly and naturally. For example, like this.

Leading: Dear Colleagues! We sympathetically ask each patient: “How are you feeling? What worries you?" And we rarely address each other with such questions. It is urgent to correct the situation. We are starting a field trip. Ivan Ivanovich (turns to the head physician), how are you feeling, how are you?

Chief Physician(in a singsong voice, raising a glass): Today I am one hundred percent happy!

Leading: It's great when the leader's "soul sings." We will gladly join him. Would you remind me, dear doctor, of the reason that brought us to this wonderful place?

head physician: "We have been so long, we have not rested for so long."

Leading: And that's right. I wish you all a pleasant day in the company of colleagues and friends. (On Medic's Day, we advise you to dilute the scenario of a holiday in nature with funny contests on the relevant topics). And I continue my dispensary. Who is for, I ask you to stick out your tongues and say “ah-ah-ah” in unison. Guess who did it the best. Of course, our wonderful therapists (lists by name). They will cope with any disease, and if it is not possible to overcome it with their bare hands, they will call on surgeons to help. They are experienced with us, although at the beginning of their career they heard more than once from their mentors: “Who taught you to cut? You scratched the whole table!" Admit it, (names, patronymics) happened?

surgeons(in chorus): We also know how to embroider, and on a typewriter too ...

Leading: Great guys, doctors from God. By the way, there is a specialist among us with an amazing gift: he sees people through and through. “The forearm is broken and two ribs, a crack in the fibula. Don't worry, I'll paint in Photoshop. Where is the master of photography here? Dear (full name), how do you like our professional holiday party?

Radiologist: I'm just confused from everyone's attention, I don't know what to say. Thoughts are confused...

Leading: Or maybe you need a consultation with a neurologist or a psychiatrist? They will give you a diagnosis right away. Really, dear (names)?

Psychiatrist: Tell me, patient, does your inner voice tell you the name of the disease?

Radiologist: He insistently whispers that it is high time to congratulate our irreplaceable assistants - sisters - on the triumph. And infinitely patient, kind workers - nurses.

Words of gratitude to junior medical staff must be included in the scenario "Medic's Day". The ceremonial part can also glorify other healthcare facility workers, such as accountants, cooks, plumbers, drivers.

Leading: Thanks for the timely tip.
Accept our
And assurances of love.
Good luck, happiness and smiles,
Who deserves them if not you.
Today, lovely ladies are so charming and attractive that men opened their mouths in amazement, as if in a chair at our dentist (name, patronymic). Indeed, a beauty, you can’t take your eyes off. Anything, Tooth Fairy?

Dentist: Let those present have teeth like pearls!

Leading: Good toast. Is everyone full? I think that the narcologist will not only allow us to take strong drinks, but will also support us with pleasure. I hope, doctor, you are "for"?

Expert in narcology: I want glasses to be filled with wine!

Leading: Do you know why all tinctures and balms are made with alcohol? Because doctors used to test them on themselves. After all, the main principle of the doctor - do no harm. We try to follow it throughout our lives. And what is life from a scientific point of view? A sexually transmitted disease, moreover, with a disappointing prognosis, an inevitable fatal outcome. Friends! Take care of yourself, your loved ones and patients who trust you with the most precious thing - their lives. Happy holiday, dear!

On the Day of the Medic, the scenario of the holiday in nature is also expanded with concert numbers, dance breaks and collective games.

Vita Styurova

Entertainment scenario for the day of the medical worker.

preliminary Job:

Conversations about health, a healthy lifestyle, how to maintain your health;

Looking at albums, books, photographs, presentations on how to take care of your health.

Target: To consolidate cultural and hygienic skills in children, to introduce children to physical education and a healthy lifestyle.

Tasks:

- develop motor skills;

- develop endurance and attention in games and relay races;

Create a joyful emotional mood.

Holiday progress:

Children in sports uniforms march in pairs into the hall, through the middle they diverge in different directions and sit down.

Leading: We have a holiday today "Health Day!". Health is a gift that you and I must cherish in order to always be cheerful, strong, beautiful. Guys, do you know what to do to be healthy?

Children: Yes!

Leading: Today we will remember with you everything you need to do to be healthy.

Do exercises in the morning

You will be strong dexterous bold!

A game- "Charger"

(text movements)

On the spot we walk together

Raise your legs higher

One, two, stay where you are.

Repeat everything after me

Up hand and down hand

Pulled them up a little.

Quickly changed hands

We are not bored today.

Down - cotton

And up - cotton

Legs, hands stretch

We know for sure that there will be a sense

We turn our heads

Stretching the neck. Stop!

Everyone breathe, don't breathe.

It's all right, take a rest.

Slowly raise your hands

Excellent drop.

Bend over, bend over

Stand up straight, smile.

Dr. Pilyulkin enters the hall.

Pilyulkin: Well, well, what's going on here?

Leading: Sports competition dedicated to the Day of Health!

Pilyulkin A: Health is good! Are you all healthy?

Children: Healthy!

Pilyulkin: And who told you that you are healthy? Only I, Dr. Pilyulkin, can say that you are healthy! And I haven't said that yet. First you need to examine (goes around the children, looks into the mouth, listens, turns to the leader)

Pilyulkin: Did you give them pills?

Leading: No!

Pilyulkin: Or maybe a potion or castor oil?

Leading: No!

Pilyulkin: Didn't understand! What then is the secret of children's health?

Pilyulkin: Do you want to say that they are hardened by you and washed with cold water?

Leading: Yes!

Pilyulkin: What are you saying, their temperature will rise! (takes out a large thermometer and begins to measure the temperature of the children, groans, is indignant)

Leading: You Pilyulkin, don't worry, it's better to look at how cheerful, dexterous, funny our guys are.

A game "Pass the Hoops Quickly"

Children line up, one team against the other, hoops on one side, and a children's chair on the other. On a signal, the first player takes the hoop, climbs through it and gives it to the next player, and he takes the next, last player, climbs through the hoop and throws it on the chair.

Leading: Guys, we did exercises with you, remind us what else a healthy child should do in the morning? (children's answers)

Gotta, gotta wash

Mornings and evenings

And not washed chimney sweeps

Shame and disgrace!

Pilyulkin: Guys, cleanliness is the key to health. But who are the best helpers of cleanliness - you will have to tell, listen to riddles.

Help after the bath

I get wet, I wipe.

Fluffy, fluffy,

Clean and new. (Towel)

Escapes like a living thing

But I won't release it.

Foam with white foam

Don't be lazy to wash your hands (Soap)

I walk, I wander not through the forests,

And in the mustache, in the hair.

And my teeth are longer

Than wolves and bears. (Comb)

hairy head

She fits into her mouth deftly

And counts our teeth

Mornings and evenings. (Toothbrush)

To make your hair shine

And they had a beautiful view

To sparkle with purity

I wash them quickly (Shampoo)

Pilyulkin: Well, you guessed the riddles, but can you guess by touch the objects that help us keep clean? (He takes out a magic bag from his suitcase, in which there are hygiene items.)

A game "Magic bag"

Contest "We cook borscht and compote".

Two children are selected from each team. One team is instructed to select the products necessary for the preparation of borscht (vegetables). Another team to make compote (fruits).

The team that completes their task quickly and without errors wins.

Leading: To stay healthy you need to eat right!

In the next competition, you guys need to be careful if the food is healthy, answer "Yes" if not wholesome food answer "No".

A game "Yes and no"

Kasha - delicious food

Is it good for us? (Yes)

green onion sometimes

Are children useful to us? (Yes)

Dirty water in a puddle

Is it useful to us sometimes? (No)

Shchi is great food

Is it good for us? (Yes)

Amanita soup is always -

Is it good for us? (No)

Fruits are just beautiful!

Is it good for us? (Yes)

Dirty berries sometimes

Is it healthy to eat, kids? (No)

Vegetables growing ridge.

Are vegetables useful? (Yes)

Juice, compote sometimes

Are we useful, children? (Yes)

Eat a bag of big candy

Is it bad kids? (Yes)

Only healthy food

Always on the table (Yes)

And since healthy food -

Will we be healthy? (Yes)

Leading: In the morning you temper

Pour cold water

You will always be healthy

There is no need for extra words.

Relay race "Who will bring water for hardening faster"

One child from each team. They run with a bucket to the basin, scoop up water, return to their team, pour water into their basin, pass the bucket to the next player.

Leading: Guys, you know what foods you need to eat more to be healthy, probably sweets, soda, chocolates, chewing gum. What is there to know.

I grow in the ground in the garden.

Red, long, sweet. (Carrot)

I was born into glory.

The head is white, curly.

Who loves soup

Look for me in them. (Cabbage)

Made everyone cry

Although he is not a fighter, but ... (Onion)

Little bitter - onion brother. (Garlic)

Round ruddy.

I grow on a branch:

adults love me

And little kids. (Apple)

Leading: Our sports festival has come to an end.

I wish you guys always be healthy.

Walk in the air

Don't eat before bed

Sleep with the window open in the summer

Make friends with water, swim, wipe yourself

Exercise in winter and summer!

Being healthy is so great!

Unfortunately, our government does not properly treat the medical profession, as well as teachers. The salaries of medical workers are low compared to what they do. but they accomplish a feat, saving lives and treating people. Their work is really hard. Therefore, for relaxation and a festive evening, we offer you fun and interesting competitions for the day of the physician, health worker, games and entertainment for the day of the medical worker.

It is very difficult for doctors when a person with a very serious injury lies in front of you, whom you need to operate on. You can't slow down for a minute. Doctors know how to pull themselves together and do their job properly. Doctors can safely be called heroes. In our country, the Day of the Medical Worker has been celebrated for a long time, since the days of the USSR. It is celebrated on the third Sunday of June.

Contests for the day of the physician, health worker

Medical workers are people too, they also like to relax. Therefore, on the day of their professional holiday, you can offer such entertainment. A person has a lot of organs, and it is very difficult for one doctor to cope with all of them. Therefore, doctors are divided according to the subject of their treatment. There is an ophthalmologist, neuropathologist, oncologist, surgeon, therapist, etc.

For neuropathologists, we can offer a competition to check the nerves. Each participant is given a piece of paper that needs to be torn into many small pieces. The difficulty is that this should be done on an outstretched arm, the second cannot be helped.

There is such a competition for the doctor of lore that will test their hearing. Words (compliments) are uttered in each ear, which must be passed on to a neighbor or must be spoken aloud. It can be not only compliments, but also congratulations.

To dispel boredom among guests, you can hold a group competition. Two people or two teams stand in a drawn circle. It includes players. Each player has his left arm tied to his torso and a medical cap on his head. The task is this: you need to remove the cap from the enemy and at the same time not let him take off his own. Each cap removed from the opponent's head earns points for the players.

A creative competition will help cheer up an honest medical company. Rubber gloves are a common item in the work of doctors. And you suggest that doctors make different figures out of rubber gloves and markers. Fantasy here should work as much as possible.

And everyone will like this competition. By the first line of the song, you need to guess the diagnosis.

For example.

Splin "My heart." "My heart stopped, caught my breath a little, and went again."

Diagnosis: Asystole; Fibrillation.

Alsu "Winter dream". "If you don't hear me, then winter has come."

Diagnosis: otitis.

There are themed games. For example, the game "Thermometer".

The meaning is this. Players are divided into teams. Without hands, both teams pass a thermometer (not necessarily a real one), which should be under the left hand. The distance between the players is approximately 1-1.5 meters. The team that passes the thermometer the fastest wins.

Actual game "Maternity Ward".

Two players are involved.

One is a wife who has recently given birth, the other is a husband and father of a child.

The father asks questions about the child, and the wife must show everything with gestures, as they are separated by glass chambers that do not transmit sound. It's fun to watch a game when both players are men.

Congratulations to all doctors on the holiday, happy festive evening to you !!!