February is the harshest month of the year, and it is very symbolic that it is in February that we celebrate Defenders of the Fatherland Day. On this day we give our attention and care to you - our strong, brave, harsh, but at the same time, touching, loving and beloved men!
It's not easy to be a Man in our century,
To be the best, the winner, the wall,
A reliable friend, a sensitive person,
Strategist between peace and war.
To be strong, but... submissive, wise, gentle,
To be rich, but... do not spare money.
To be slim, elegant and... careless.
Know everything, do everything and be able to do everything.
On this holiday we wish you... patience
In solving your life problems.
I wish you health, love and inspiration.
Good luck in your creative endeavors and all the best!
Dear women, making a holiday soulful and memorable is not as difficult as it might seem. Prepare a festive banquet with fun entertainment, well-aimed toasts and good wishes. Surround everyone with attention; none of the heroes of the occasion should be deprived of your care. And let the main surprise at the festive event be a wonderful video gift “Dedicated to beloved men”
. Of course, you will have to work hard on it, but the result is worth it! Evaluate your capabilities - you can make a small, cute clip using photographs, or you can make an entire amateur short film; in any case, the gift will turn out to be unique and very pleasant.
To create a video, ask the men to bring their photo albums in advance; the more pictures there are, the more interesting it will be; children’s and family photographs are perfect. Scan selected photographs and compose photo stories from them. Play beautiful music and poems about everyone in the background. Knowing your men, you can compose soulful, personalized poems.
Poems - congratulations.
Alexander.
Life is not life without adventures
And without creative torment.
Bright, courageous, Sasha,
You have won our hearts!
Alexei.
It will never get bad
If Lekha is nearby.
Alexey is like a ray of light
This sadness will instantly dispel.
Anatoly.
Anatoly. Briefly - Tolya.
An inquisitive mind. Force. Will.
He is aware of everyone's events.
Destined for success.
Andrey.
Andrey is a daredevil,
Joker, merry fellow,
Well done in business
And he is not a simpleton in love.
Anton.
Let it not be permanent, Antosha,
But overall you're a good guy.
It's never boring with you.
Friends don't forget you.
Don't lack abilities.
After all, your slogan is “I want to know everything!”
Artem.
Artem is healthy, unharmed,
Uninhibited, tireless.
Deep, strong, romantic,
A wonderful friend and a great husband.
Boris.
Boris is a fighter, Boris is a sage,
Our Borya is just great!
Categorical, maybe
But how can you not love Boris!?
Vadim.
The versatile Vadik knows
What life promises a lot
To someone who doesn't sit still.
Goes forward with luck together.
Valentin.
Valentin is responsive and sensitive,
Will come at any time of the day
To help relatives and friends.
How can we not appreciate all this?
Valery.
Valera is a restless, mischievous person,
I got used to success from early childhood.
It’s interesting to go through life with him,
And friendship is measured along the way!
Vitaly.
A beautiful name given at birth!
There is so much softness and so much fun in it,
Mobility, lightness and optimism,
Altruism that we have almost forgotten.
Vitaly has all these qualities!
It's nice to write poems in his honor.
Vladimir.
Where he is - there is peace, partnership, friendship,
It is difficult and unnecessary to argue with him.
A great friend, husband, father.
Vladimir, really, well done!
Vyacheslav.
More glorious name
It seems we can't find it.
This is amazing luck -
To meet you on the way.
Your heart is open,
Thoughts are always honest.
Darling, the only Slava,
We love you very much.
Gennady.
Gennady is our natural leader.
I'm sure I'm always right in everything.
God did not offend with beauty.
And the mind and become, and everything with it.
George.
There are many “star” Goshas in the world -
It’s easy for you to get into this line.
Always effective and good, -
Well, you just can’t pass by!
Gleb.
Friendly with people
Responsible for your deeds,
Our Gleb is reliable and smart,
He will not waste words.
Grigory.
Gregory, you are like a hurricane:
Ideas are a fountain, passions are a volcano!
You are a mood generator
You awaken inspiration in us.
Denis.
For Denis, all weekdays are holidays,
Full of sparkling happiness,
All men are so different
But with you it’s not cold even in the cold!
Dmitriy.
Dima means "mother earth"
This is your strength!
At least work for three,
At least love for four -
You have enough strength for everything:
Apparently the name helps.
Eugene.
A faithful husband and a good father,
In life, in work - well done everywhere.
Ivan.
Ivan is known as a hero for a reason -
Destroys problems with one blow.
Vanyusha is vulnerable and subtle in his soul,
A warrior on the outside, a child on the inside.
Igor.
Garik's last shirt
He will give it back and smile after you.
There are a lot of responsive people -
There are no more people like Igor!
Ilya.
Eloquent, smart Ilyusha,
He's so interesting to listen to.
A wonderful husband and family man -
We have only one such Ilya!
Kirill.
Pulls like a magnet, Kirill,
You won't get bored with him.
Witty, light, bright -
It's a surprise, not a gift!
Konstantin.
Reliable, faithful, pure in soul,
Our Kostya is a golden guy!
And we sincerely congratulate you
You, our friend! We wish you all the best!
Leonid.
Life is not a joke, life is a game,
Miracle, fairy tale, depth.
Living, dreaming, is more interesting -
Lena knows all this.
Maksim.
In Latin - the most, the most,
Maximum and big.
Initial luggage experience
Let it serve well.
Michael.
Be happy, Misha, bright man!
We have love for you, dear, forever.
Be respected and loved by everyone
And we keep him as our Angel all our lives!
Nikita.
Nikita means "winner".
Capable Angel - your guardian
Lead you to victories.
Forward! And bon voyage!
Nikolai.
Advice and help are sometimes needed -
Kolya will help - everyone knows that.
Calm, wise, faithful comrade,
You are in our hearts, our friend, believe us!
Oleg.
Our dear, glorious Oleg!
You are a wonderful person,
You are smart and romantic
And we are very cute!
Paul.
Calm and safe with Pasha,
He became a support in our life.
Do you need help - Pavlik is nearby,
He will help with deeds, words, and looks.
Peter.
He is thorough and daring,
He can be soft and harsh.
You can't take away your endurance -
Peter can lift up the whole world.
Novel.
Roman has continuous novels,
Life is like a story, a tangle of adventures.
The eternal wanderer became his friend,
Golden-haired boy Cupid.
Ruslan.
Ruslanchik is bright, Ruslanchik is light,
Cheerful, loud, a little timid.
We wish you more happiness in everything,
Live a vibrant life as long as possible!
Semyon.
We know, Semyon, that you are very vulnerable,
Trust us, friends: you are appreciated and loved!
You can’t find a more responsive friend than you,
You have helped so many people on their way of life!
And on this holiday we want to wish -
Be strong spiritually and do not lose heart!
Sergey.
Sometimes Seryozha is the center of attention,
Sometimes in the eyes of sad people there is a mystery.
Your world is rich, your soul is immeasurable,
This probably makes you sad.
Timofey.
Timofey is practical and caring,
But sometimes it comes into life by touch.
You need to be lighter, look simpler
And do without self-criticism.
Fedor.
We respect you, Fedya,
We wish you all the blessings of the world!
And also, happiness and good luck
In solving life problems.
Yuri.
Yuri is a mystery to friends,
Nice, kind, don’t hide.
It's good for us together, sweet,
Just give me the key.
Yaroslav.
Congratulations to Yaroslav!
Glory to the power of your life!
Be lucky and happy
And always, always loved!
[c] A man always strives for the heights,
He is ready to help if help is needed.
A man goes towards his goal,
He fights, searches and rushes forward.
A man is ready to argue with fate,
Will withstand the battle of life with dignity.
And every man will not give up in the fight -
He is faithful to the Fatherland, love and himself!
Presenter (reads poetry).
Once a year, at the end of winter,
All men are objects of admiration
And the reason for the big mess.
Strength of spirit and glimpses of genius
They become immediately visible
Once a year, on the threshold of spring.
Once a year, at the end of winter,
All men call us
Manifestations of unearthly feelings -
And softened hearts melt,
And frivolous dreams disturb
Once a year, on the threshold of spring.
Once a year, at the end of winter,
All men - both military and civilian -
From Rostov to Kolyma
Gifts, flowers and applause await.
You are on the crest of a wave today -
Like heroes of a great country.
Leading.
Happy Army Day!
From the holidays of warriors,
Happy Brothers Day,
Fathers and husbands
Their aspirations
Glory worthy
Peace is saved on the human planet.
Presenter.
The holiday is celebrated on February 23. This is a tribute to our respect to all generations of Russian soldiers, from ancient times to the present day, who courageously defended their native land from invaders. On this “men’s” day, male representatives, from boys to old men, accept congratulations and gifts, and military personnel are always honored. Women have a happy opportunity to say the most affectionate and kind words to their loved ones, to please them with signs of attention.
Leading.
You and I have gathered in the festive hall, and at this time someone is serving and standing at a combat post. We remember you guys!
Leading.
The cold winds make a loud noise,
And lights shine in the warm windows.
Soldier in ranks. He is always where you need him
Be it steppes, mountains or sands.
Soldier on the march. Oath to the Motherland
It lives unshakably in his soul,
Like the eternal light of a single banner,
Leading forward, always forward.
Soldier in action. Let the service not be sugar.
Above other feelings - duty to the Fatherland,
Moreover, in difficult times, male friendship
He will help and come to the rescue.
The soldier is studying. Everything must be comprehended,
To defend the country when thunder strikes,
And for him the cherished reward is
To be the first in combat.
Serve, soldier! You are the son of your native land;
And, keeping loyalty to the military oath,
Keep it like this - true, indestructible
Peace to the earth, to mother and to me.
I'm the presenter.
Dear men! Congratulations on the Day of Defenders of the Motherland!
2nd presenter.
We congratulate you on the soldier's holiday,
1st presenter.
But we always want to see you only in civilian clothes!
2nd presenter.
And if you are in uniform, then only in sportswear -
1st presenter.
For running, football and active life!
Leading.
Today is a holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day. This means that we must congratulate all living warriors and honor the memory of the heroes of past years. The people love their warrior. Many epics and fairy tales have been written about him, proverbs and sayings have been invented, songs, stories, and novels have been written.
1st student.
A true story and a fairy tale about a Russian soldier who fought and fights well.
2nd student.
He warms himself with smoke, shaves with an awl.
3rd student.
And on occasion, he’ll cook porridge from an ax—you’ll lick your fingers.
4th student.
Everyone knows: hard in training, easy in battle.
5th student.
And one more thing: a bad soldier is one who does not dream of becoming a general.
In the most difficult moments, the soldiers did not lose their sense of humor, which helped them survive in the war.
Girl:
Who is the hero in the Russian army?
Clear without prompting.
If not, then our advice:
Read bedtime stories.
Girl:
People say that the earth can feed us with its fruits and give us water from its sources, but it cannot protect itself and people. Protecting the land that feeds and waters you, protecting the people living on this land has always been the responsibility of a man. Our boys are future defenders.
Girl:
Today we celebrate Defenders of the Fatherland Day. As future soldiers and officers, boys should cultivate in themselves from childhood such qualities as the ability to make friends, keep their word, be brave, courageous, noble and kind.
Girl:
Today is our Army Day,
There is no one stronger than her in the world,
Hello defenders of the people,
Hello to the Russian Army.
Girl:
Our beloved Army
Birthday in February!
Glory to her invincible!
Glory to peace on earth!
Girl;
The trumpets are singing loudly,
Salute to our Army!
Ships are sailing into space
Salute to our Army!
There is peace and labor on the planet,
Salute to our Army!
1st presenter.
We wish you to always live “on the rise”,
Both in personal life and at work!
2nd presenter.
And always remain real knights!
2nd presenter.
Dear men! We are grateful to have you!
We wish you to always be Men with a capital M!
1
We wish you to achieve general's shoulder straps,
Know everything, be able to do everything and work great!
2
Keep an eye on the alignment of your army,
Stop going AWOL from your wives!
3
Let no blood be shed
And your glorious regiment never surrenders!
4
We wish you to always stay in service!
May you be as lucky in love as you are in battle!
1st presenter.
This concludes the ceremonial part of the festive program. Next there will be dancing, games, fun.
Presenter.
And now the female ensemble will perform a song for you:
Performed to the tune of the song “My friends have been married for a long time, but I keep dreaming about a prince.”
The wine is foaming in the glasses,
And we dream of congratulating you!
Our men are like in the movies,
And we sincerely wish:
Chorus:
So that your income grows,
There was an account in a Swiss bank!
To have pilaf waiting in the kitchen,
There was a catch waiting for us while fishing!
To go on vacation to the Bahamas!
So that ladies love you,
And at the same time, so that you
The youthful ardor in my soul did not fade!
We wish you bright dreams
And amazing dates!
And understanding without words,
And fulfillment of desires!
Chorus.
Every husband and every rank is here!
All the handsome guys here are supermen!
Let's drink to the men!
May happiness await you without betrayal!
Chorus.
Presenter.
We continue our festive concert:
The female ensemble performs a song based on the "Pilots' Song":
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Without you, men, let's face it, there is nothing to do!
We'll gather around the table
Let's pour the glasses full
And for the men we love, we’ll sing a song.
Chorus:
It's time for us to admit
That we love you dearly, we love you, we love you dearly!
Always lean on
We want your right shoulder!
Let fate be cruel to us at times, let it be!
Never allow despondency in your heart!
There will be a lot of luck
Everything will change, you know that!
You guys are brave, brave, brave!
So slim, beautiful, curly!
We'll drink once, we'll drink two
For your glorious deeds,
But so that you don’t have a headache tomorrow!
Chorus.
The song is performed based on a song from the film "The Three Musketeers". (It is better to arrange it in the form of a scene: women “on horseback”, with sabers, in hats).
It's February again, and the number is red,
Which means Defender's Day is as planned!
And we were carried onto the stage again,
I can't afford to hire a band yet!
Chorus:
It's time, it's time, let's rejoice
In my lifetime
Because there are men
Have a free day!
Bye-bye-bye our defenders are like this,
We whisper to fate more than once:
- Mercy side!
Men need money -
C'est la vie!
And women need them even more!
But most importantly, we wish you love!
And may good luck accompany you!
Chorus.
Presenter
.
On the Don, the Cossacks had an interesting game "Aidanchiki
". Adult Cossacks and children hit the target with an animal bone (aidanchik). With an aidanchik it was possible to kill a running hare. Now we will test the accuracy of our men - throwing at beer cans, plastic bottles with a bone or a champagne cork. The winner will receive a prize.
Leading.
It's no secret that men have always been inspired to exploits by beautiful ladies. The competition requires brave knights. There are such?
Two men are called.
Competition "Portrait of a Lady".
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Presenter.
Now we will find out who your muse is, dear knights. (There are 2 easels in front of the men. Ovals of a woman's face are painted on them. They blindfold the men and bring them to the easels, giving a felt-tip pen in their hands). Now you will draw portraits of your beloved women according to the prompt. We draw the eyes of your beloved, now eyebrows, nose, mouth, small tender ears, into which at night you whisper words of love. All that remains is to draw the curls of your beloved woman. Ready. Add your own painting. You can remove the blindfold. Applause to the artists! For such work, you need to give kisses to these lovely ladies you portrayed.
Competition "Best Legs".
This competition is not announced by its name.
Leading.
No matter what kind of work men have to do at home! What can you do for the woman you love? All interested men are invited here. (The presenter sits them on a chair and gives them each a children’s book). You should read a book to your child before bed. Who had to do this? Wonderful. But in order for the reading to be expressive, you need to put your right leg on your left, turning the trouser leg up to the knee on this leg. Done? Now we open the book and read loudly at the same time. Fine. Even louder.
Men read for 5 minutes.
Presenter (addresses women):
Now let’s choose the hairiest legs. (Prize to the man with the hairiest legs).
Competition "Siamese twins".
Three men are called and asked to find partners. Then these couples are turned into “Siamese twins” - they hug each other around the waist. A speed task is given:
open a bottle of beer;
inflate and tie the balloon;
run like a snake between the bottles without knocking them over.
Competition "Who can dress a girl faster."
Presenter.
Men have no equal in the speed of undressing women. But what about dressing? Who will dress your loved one faster?
(Attributes for dressing: hair clips, clips, bracelet or watch, hats, glasses, shoes, belt).
Competition "Lovelace".
The apple is stuck with matches. A man is called. He must speak words of love to the woman standing next to him. The word is to pull out the match. Do not repeat words. Whoever gets the most matches wins.
Competition "Father's porridge".
The prize is announced in advance - a bottle of champagne or cognac. Interested men are called.
Leading.
On the Don, the Cossacks had such a custom. If a girl was born into a family, her father’s porridge was prepared for her father. Any porridge was salted, peppered, bitter. And the girl’s father had to eat this porridge without wincing, so that his daughter’s fate would be happy. The winner is whoever eats his “father’s porridge” faster and without wincing.
New Amazons or what kind of men they are
Cool lady.
So, girls, the topic of today's lesson is: “Extinct species. The man is unreasonable." You all remember that in 2050 the male part of the population of our planet happily died out due to their immoderate desire for reproduction, thereby providing us women with a long-deserved opportunity to achieve a bright future. Today we have only a vague idea about men, thanks to myths and legends that have come down to us from time immemorial. But we, your classy ladies, carefully convey some facts to young people. Let's briefly review the material we covered. Number 1, let's start with you.
№1
.
I want to talk about the Male. A male is a man from whom women of the past were “dragged,” that is, they could be taken with bare hands and dragged. A feature of the Male was the presence of two thought centers. The first, main one, was located just below the waist. The Male thought to them most of the time. The second - the brain - was rudimentary and only prevented the Male from being fruitful and reproducing.
Cool lady.
Great, No. 1. How could you recognize the Male in the crowd?
№ 1.
By its bright appearance. He used luxury cars, yachts, dachas and barbecues as bait. His hunting season began in early spring and lasted until late autumn. Habitats: bars, restaurants, nightclubs, beaches in summer.
Cool lady.
Everything is correct. Continues No. 2.
№ 2.
I prepared a report on Bore. A bore to the question “How are you?” began to tell in detail how he was doing. It reproduced rarely, strictly according to the clock. He was especially cruel to women, driving them into delirium tremens with his moralizing. Most often, Bore could be found in the library, sanitary and epidemiological station, at a rally, and in marriage agencies. At the end of his life, Bore transformed into an old bastard or an old senile man. A special feature of Bored was the horns that adorned him almost all year round.
Cool lady.
Wonderful, No. 2. Nothing to add. And now I will tell you about Henpecked.
We know little about this type. He was very timid, timid, had difficulty obtaining food, preferring to hide under a woman’s heel. He camouflaged himself well, blending in with surrounding objects. Sometimes it was passed down from one woman to another by inheritance.
№1
Okay, but how did scientists find out about Henpecked?
№2
Following footprints in the kitchen and on the doormat.
Cool lady.
As you can see, the picture is quite unsightly. But today I want to inform you about the amazing discovery that our archaeologists made. A completely new type of man has been found in the permafrost. We called him Ordinary Man. All that is known about him is that women could not live without him.
Students (in chorus).
But why!?
Cool lady.
But this is what you have to find out through a contact experiment. Attention! Here is an ordinary man!
(Tears off the coverlet.)
The students, pushing each other away, pounce on the Man and drag him “behind the scenes.” Passionate sighs and sounds of kisses can be heard from there.
Cool lady.
Every time the same thing. This arrogant man has become completely lazy. He, you see, is the last one left on earth and uses it as he wants! He can't even seduce young girls. And we, classy ladies, have to go to great lengths for the sake of these men!
All participants take a bow.
Competitive game program
P: Dear recruits, today you have to live one day of army life!
IN: Daily routine: get up, exercise, breakfast, combat exercises, lunch, combat exercises, free time, lights out!
P: Dear recruits, now we will raise a screen behind which you will have to undress down to your underwear.
The girls pull the screen. A curtain or two sewn sheets can serve as a screen. The main thing is that the screen is wide and long enough. Recruits stand behind a screen in a line facing the audience. Only the heads and legs should be visible. While the recruits are undressing:
IN: Place things to your right. At the command “Rise” you should start getting dressed as quickly as possible. Those who have dressed come out from behind the screen to the audience.
P: Well, are you ready? Recruits, rise!
IN: Well, you coped with the task brilliantly. However, there is no time to relax in the army. Get ready to exercise!
The first girl (or assistant presenters) immediately prepares the props for the next competition. An empty beer bottle is placed in front of each participant, and they are given a sheet of A4 paper in their hands.
P: Strength and agility exercise. Required by the command “Start!” just with your left hand (right behind your back), without pressing it to your body, crumple up a sheet of paper and push it inside so that nothing sticks out above the neck. You cannot tear the paper.
IN: Ready? Let's start!
P: Now it's time for breakfast. New recruits, what do they serve for breakfast in the army?
(They answer that it’s porridge).
IN: That's right, porridge. This, my dear, is what you have to eat now.
P: The army is like a big family, you can’t yawn. Therefore, we will eat at speed.
All participants are given a plate of oatmeal and a teaspoon.
IN: Reade set Go!
P: And now it's time for combat exercises. The first exercise is a shooting range.
IN: But since we have a training center, no one will give us real weapons. Therefore, you will “shoot” cigarettes.
P: You have three minutes to tell everything. On my command, you must go down to the hall and “shoot” as many cigarettes as possible.
P: Music! Forward!
While the competition is ongoing, the presenters' assistants are preparing the next competition. They place chairs on the stage with plastic forks tied to the backs with strings. The length of the string should be such that the fork can hardly reach the center of the chair seat. Plastic plates are placed on the chairs, each containing a pile of about forty canned green peas. At the end of the “shooting range,” cigarettes are counted on stage.
IN: Dear recruits, it’s time for lunch.
Vegetables are on the menu today, or rather green peas.
P: Please stand behind the back of the chair, put your left hand behind your back; Let's start the meal. Remember, the one who drops the plate is automatically eliminated.
IN: Ready? Let's start!
P: There is no respite for a soldier, such is army life! Well, recruits, it's time for combat exercises again.
IN: A real soldier must be able to do everything. Therefore, now you will master the profession of a sapper.
P: Please take mine detectors.
The assistants are preparing a competition: coins of different denominations are scattered around the stage. The main thing is that there is enough change, otherwise the competition will end too quickly. Competitors are given caps or hats; these are mine detectors.
IN: Dear recruits, your task is as follows. As soon as the command sounds, you must collect the largest (possible) number of “mines” with your mine detector.
P: So, it's time to start. Reade set Go!
The duration of the competition is two minutes:
P: After a hard day, the soldier finally has free time.
IN: As a rule, only in these short minutes of rest can a soldier send a message home and talk about his difficult army life.
P: Now we’ll see how our recruits can write letters.
IN: And to have something to talk about, we decided to help you a little. Now you will be given envelopes, each of which contains two pairs of rhymes on the theme of army life.
P: Your task is to write a message home in poetic form using these rhymes in five minutes. Contestants are given envelopes with rhymes, sheets of paper and ballpoint pens. Before the start of the competition, participants open the envelopes and read out the rhymes they received to the audience. After this the competition begins.
Examples of rhymes:
Soldier - machine gun,
Porridge is ours.
Lights out - peace,
The enemy is a ravine.
Overcoat - bed,
The Watch is a disgrace.
Footcloth - hodgepodge,
A hero - sometimes.
To prevent the audience from getting bored during this competition, you can offer them a game. For example, hold a small competition among women, asking them to answer the question: “What should a real man be like?” The author of the best answer is awarded some kind of souvenir.
P: Well, the day is coming to an end, and so is our “Young Fighter Course.” Now the command “Hang up” will sound!
IN: Stop, stop, stop. The army is not an easy thing; there is no rest for the soldiers either during the day or during the dark night. But with us everything is like in a real army.
P: What do you mean?
IN: Like what? We have one bed here, but two recruits. Therefore, they will have to fight for the right to sleep on this bed.
P: And how will they fight?
IN: Very simple. Pillows. Whoever falls out of bed first will go on night watch. The assistants bring a bench onto the stage and hand the participants a cushion.
P: It is known that “the last battle is the most difficult.”
You'll have to try too hard.
IN: Recruits, please climb onto the bed (participants stand on the bench opposite each other).
P: Weapons for battle! Let's start!
Summing up the results of the competition. Awards
The approaching Defender of the Fatherland Day every year poses the beautiful half of humanity with a difficult task - how to congratulate dear men on February 23 in an original way. And if with male relatives this dilemma is solved with the help of a delicious dinner and a gift, then, for example, for male colleagues at work you need to come up with something more creative for a corporate party. Girls in schools and even kindergartens are also puzzled by the question of original congratulations on February 23. They also want to prepare an interesting and fun holiday for the boys with pleasant congratulations and surprises. As a result, both the first and second quite often come to the decision to organize a festive concert for their men in honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day. An obligatory part of such a concert, as a rule, are funny skits on February 23rd performed by the female half of the group. The whole atmosphere of the holiday and the mood of its participants largely depend on their implementation, creativity and jokes. Therefore, below we offer you ideas for funny and cool scenes for February 23, which can be used to congratulate dear men and boys on their wonderful holiday.
What scenes are best for girls and women to prepare for congratulations on February 23?
To begin with, we will note several options for scenes for February 23, which are best suited for congratulating men and boys, and which both girls and women can easily prepare. First of all, you should pay attention to funny scenes with humor, jokes and gags on an army theme. It is the humorous numbers that largely determine the atmosphere of the holiday and encourage it to be fun. In addition, funny army scenes will easily fit into any scenario for February 23rd. Also, using numbers with humor, you can play up congratulations in poetry or prose.
Among the options for scenes for congratulations on February 23, which girls and women can best prepare, it is worth noting parodies. Parody skits are one of the most win-win and fun options for performances on Defender of the Fatherland Day. You can, for example, make a general parody of everyday life in the army or prepare a parody of real people from a team/class. But when choosing this type of skit, it is very important to remember that parodies should be kind and moderately caustic, so as not to inadvertently offend someone. Also, musical numbers can be a good option for skits on February 23rd performed by girls and women. For example, you can interestingly play a musical medley of popular military songs and famous movie phrases dedicated to the military.
Skits for boys for the February 23 matinee in kindergarten, ideas and videos
Festive concerts dedicated to Defender of the Fatherland Day are mandatory in kindergartens. The main participants in such festive events are the children themselves, and the numbers and skits performed by them are dedicated primarily to fathers and grandfathers. But quite often, at matinees on February 23 in kindergartens, separate skits are prepared for boys, performed by teachers, mothers and girls. As a rule, such scenes are congratulatory in nature and consist of wishes in poetry and prose. Musical versions of congratulation scenes are also popular. For example, you can congratulate boys in kindergarten in an original way using small dance sketches with poems about different Russian troops. You can also involve real military personnel in organizing the festive concert. For example, with their participation you can stage a skit about the features of military service and its importance. Such a number, of course, will not be entertaining, but it will introduce the kids to the real defenders of the Fatherland.
Funny scenes for boys from girls on February 23 at school, video
If we talk about organizing a festive concert on February 23 at school, then, as a rule, the script necessarily contains funny skits for boys performed by girls. One could even say that such humorous acts are an integral part of the Defender of the Fatherland Day holiday. And even if there is no big holiday concert at school, then at least at the level of each class there are small funny skits as part of congratulations. True, the level of their performance and themes may differ significantly depending on the age of the students. Therefore, below we have prepared for you ideas for funny scenes for boys and girls on February 23 at school for primary and secondary schools separately.
Options for skits for Defender of the Fatherland Day for primary school
Defender of the Fatherland Day is celebrated in primary schools and its preparation is treated with particular enthusiasm. Boys expect not only congratulations and pleasant gifts, but also fun entertainment. Therefore, the festive concert for Defender of the Fatherland Day on February 23rd necessarily contains cheerful and funny scenes. The theme of such issues is in one way or another connected with the military and military service. For example, you can have fun playing out a medical examination as part of a concert. Such a skit can be made in the form of a musical medley, choosing a funny melody or excerpt from a song for each participant. You can also put on a funny skit about what kind of defenders the boys of the class will become in the future (which troops they will join, where they will serve, etc.). It is desirable that such predictions of the “future” be based on the character traits of each boy. For example, the noisiest and most talkative can be assigned to the reconnaissance troops, where he can “talk to death” all potential enemies.
Ideas for cool and funny skits from girls on February 23rd for high school
In high school, it is also advisable to choose a humorous format for skits as part of the celebration of Defender of the Fatherland Day. One of the most popular and funniest options for funny skits in high schools on February 23rd are parodies of boys performed by girls. For example, you can have fun playing out the situation of what would happen if the guys ended up in the army and how they would behave. In this case, it is possible to play up the typical school behavior of boys in the context of military service. If you skillfully play up their habits and behavior patterns, adding a little army humor, you can get a very funny scene. Another interesting option is to stage a skit based on a popular film or TV series on an army or military theme. The main characters of such a scene will, of course, be the boys of the class, whose roles can be played by girls. It will be especially funny if you select film characters similar to your classmates in character, tracks from the film and scenery with costumes.
Options for funny scenes on February 23, Defender of the Fatherland Day for male colleagues, video
Funny scenes for Defender of the Fatherland Day for male colleagues are almost the most popular option for congratulations at corporate events. This love of women for such numbers can easily be explained by the fact that when else, no matter how on a corporate event on February 23, you can have a lot of fun and have a good laugh with men at their behavioral characteristics. As for possible themes and options for funny scenes on February 23, Defender of the Fatherland Day for male colleagues, you should give preference to situations that are well known to everyone. For example, you can stage a funny skit about how women decide every year what to give men on February 23rd. This can be either a solo reflection in the form of a stand-up comedy or a dialogue scene with the participation of several women. You can also have a fun play on the situation when a guy is drafted into the army and he says goodbye to his friends, mother and girlfriend. Surely many male colleagues who served in the army will see themselves in this funny scene. In general, almost any event related to the army and service can be played out with humor, jokes and gags. Therefore, you just need to approach a certain situation with creativity and skillfully beat it.
Popular ideas for funny scenes for a corporate party on February 23 from women
Next, we invite you to take a closer look at the most popular ideas for funny scenes for a corporate party on February 23, which women can perform. Let's start with the easiest to implement, but also one of the most fun topics - the features of gifts for February 23 and their comparison with gifts for March 8. Surely everyone is very familiar with the situation when a man receives shaving foam from his beloved on Defender of the Fatherland Day, but on March 8 he gives her a more valuable gift, for example, a ring. So this fairly common situation can be played out in a fun way. For example, stage a scene from the category “somewhere in a parallel universe”, in which girls get hairpins on International Women’s Day, but men receive expensive watches and phones on February 23rd. Another cool version of a sketch on this topic can be staged in the format of a funny enumeration of why women give exactly such gifts to men. Naturally, gift options should be the most banal, and the reasons that push ladies to purchase them are ridiculous.
Another interesting idea for funny skits on February 23rd for corporate parties is comic nominations. For example, you can prepare a story about how the head of a company decided to organize military exercises for his employees and decides who from the team will perform a particular role. For example, a secretary can be retrained as a military clerk, and the head of a department can be appointed commander of a company. During such a scene, it is advisable to call everyone in question from the audience and reward him with cool attributes related to his purpose.
Funny and cool scenes for February 23 must be present in the scripts of congratulatory concerts in kindergartens, junior and senior schools and at corporate events. Their presence not only provides a cheerful atmosphere for the entire holiday, but also helps to congratulate boys and male colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day in an original and interesting way. Particularly pleasant are such sketches of congratulations performed by beautiful ladies - girls and women who know the men from their groups well and can present their character traits with humor. We hope that our ideas for funny numbers in honor of February 23 will definitely come in handy, and the selected videos will inspire you to hold an unforgettable fun holiday for your men.
The following scene can be used with equal success both as part of a school event and for a corporate party.
Sketch for February 23 “How to get out of the army”
There is a table on the stage with a sign on it
[Agency "Skip away from the army"]
Leading: In the modern world, more and more conscripts are trying to find a way to avoid military service. For every conscript who contacts us, we will find a decent way to get out of the army.
Method number 1
At the military registration and enlistment office, conscripts are sitting at the ophthalmologist's office. The first conscript enters the office.
Doctor: Do you see the top line?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: And the second?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: Do you see the next one even lower?
Conscript: No!
Doctor: So you’ll become a sniper! Next come in!
The second conscript enters.
Doctor: Do you see the top line, young man?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: And lower?
Conscript: No, I don’t see it!
Doctor: So you are going to serve in the Marine Navy. Next one, come in!
The third conscript enters.
Doctor: Do you see the top line?
Conscript: No, doctor, I don’t see it!
Doctor: How cunning. You will go to serve in intelligence!
Leading: Yes, not a very good example. Well, then we offer another, more reliable way to avoid service.
Method No. 2
Two conscripts are sitting at the door of the medical commission. One is calm, the other is praying. The first one asks:
-Why are you praying like that?
“I don’t want to go into the army, I’m afraid.”
- And I know how to help you!
“Let me knock out your front teeth now, and then no one will take you into the army!”
— (uncertain) Well, if it definitely helps... go ahead.
(The first conscript swings and imitates a blow to the face. The second covers his face with his hands and goes to the doctor. During this time, he must cover his front teeth with a piece of black paper. After a while, the conscript leaves the doctor’s office, cheerful, smiling with his “toothless” mouth.)
- Well, you didn’t take it? I told you...
— (interrupts, speaks with a lisp) Nope, they didn’t get it! I have flat feet!
Leading: The method is somewhat bloodthirsty, well, what lengths do our conscripts sometimes refuse to go to in order to avoid the army.
Method No. 3
The conscript sits in the neurologist’s office and says:
“It’s all Santa Claus’s fault, he mixed everything up.” Fifteen years ago I asked him to give me a military uniform for the New Year. And just now I received it.
Psychiatrist At this time he writes something. Then he asks
— Do you have mental disorders?
Conscript: (scared) - N-no.
The psychiatrist jumps up sharply and, leaning towards the conscript, shouts:
- What if I find it!!!
Leading: And these are not all the options that our agency is ready to offer to everyone...
(All the conscripts enter and push the presenter off the stage by the collar. The sign with the inscription is thrown out after him)
About the beloved army
Knows old and young.
And she's invincible
Today everyone is happy.
There are soldiers in the army
Tankers, sailors
All the strong guys
They are not afraid of enemies!
And we are ready to serve too,
Become defenders of the country.
Day and night my native land
Protecting from war!
Sketch for February 23 at the “Three Heroes” school
In a glorious city...
Once upon a time we lived, we didn’t grieve
Three heroes.
Every kid here knows them,
He knows, you and I know.
(three heroes come on stage
Ilya Muromets:
Yes, life is good now
Agree with me, Alyosha.
There is peace and grace in the world,
Our army is resting.
Alesha Popovich:
Our strength is with us,
Brave little friend.
Just let the enemy poke his nose in
Let's show him what and how!
Nikitich:
So that people sleep sweetly,
We will guard the world
Stand by day and stand by night,
Let there be grace in the country.
Ilya Muromets:
Rus' has always been strong
Impregnable like a wall!
Proud of his army
Our strong country.
Alesha Popovich:
Our swords are ready
We’ll lie down for Rus', they’ll just say.
Nikitich:
Ilya Muromets:
And for the young boys
Our parting instructions.
You must serve in the army
This is your duty, not an order!
Sketch for February 23rd for schoolchildren
Princess 1: Oh, and boring! Nothing interesting, nothing to do at all.
Princess 2: Well, let's come up with something like that!
3 princess: For example?
Princess 2: For example, let’s declare war on someone.
Princess 1: Oh, I beg you! War is not in fashion now!
Princess 2: Maybe we can find some grooms for ourselves?
Princess 1: Interesting, where are you going to look for them?
Princess 3: I don’t need just any groom. I want strong, strong, smart, worthy!
Princess 1: Yes, and I wouldn’t refuse such a thing, if they exist at all.
Princess 2: Look around! Look how many of them got divorced, suitors! Will we really not be able to find anyone worthy in our kingdom?
Princess 1: I propose to organize a competition between the stronger sex. Let's test their strength and dexterity, ingenuity and erudition. We will choose the best as grooms.
Princess 2: Let's go! Herald! ( A herald enters with a scroll. One of the princesses says something to him quietly, he pretends to write it down. After this, he goes to the middle of the stage, unrolls the scroll and reads loudly):
Listen! Listen!
And don't say you didn't hear!
The entire male population needs
Appear at the royal palace
To participate in competitions!
The winner will receive a worthy prize and a royal dinner!
(After this announcement, the participating guys go up to the stage.)
Humorous skit on February 23 for schoolchildren “Recruits”
(Part of the profit included recruits. The ensign lined everyone up)
Ensign: Yes, youngster! Come on, hurry up and line up! Stop talking! Look up to me! Attention! Leave it alone! Be equal! Attention!
(While the ensign is talking, he constantly walks along the line. Finally he stops near one of the recruits)
Ensign: Explain to me, soldier. Why did you join the army?
Soldier: I want to defend my Motherland.
Ensigns K: Right, what else?
Soldier: Service will make me strong and strong!
Ensign: You're right.
Soldier: And in general, no one asked my consent!
(The ensign frowns and moves away from the soldier, stopping in front of the line)
Ensign: Well, let's get acquainted! Ivanov!
Ensign: Petrov!
Ensign: Sidorov!
Prapor: What are you, brothers?
- No way, namesakes!
Private 1: Smirnov. Education: eighth grade.
Private 2: Zaitsev, secondary special education.
Private 3: Novikov, Moscow State University.
Ensign: What? What?
Private 3: MSU...
Ensign: Why are you all mooing there? Do you even know how to write?
Private 3: (shrugs) I can...
Ensign: Which of you knows how to cook, step forward!
(one soldier steps forward)
Ensign: - You will be a cook! Have you ever had to cook in large cauldrons?
Ensign: And what did you cook?
- Asphalt!
Ensign continues moving along the line.
Ensign: Why is the belt loose? What are you, Rambaud, or what? And you, private, why are you spinning around like a fly on a moped?
(Stops next to another recruit)
Ensign: What's wrong with your hand?
Private: And this blood was taken from a finger.
Ensign: Why is your arm in a cast?
Private: But I didn’t give...
A latecomer runs in.
Ensign: Where have you been?
Private. In the toilet.
Ensign: You should also go to the theater! Now remember: at the command “Stand!” everyone must immediately take their place in the ranks. Most of all I dislike late people!
Sidorov: Is there really such a word?
Ensign: I see, comrade soldier, you are too smart!
Sidorov: Who am I?
Ensign: Well, isn't it me?! Consider that I don't like late people!
(Ensignstops in front of one of the recruits who is missing an arm)
Ensign: How about you?! Where did you lose your hand?
Soldier: They tore it off... when they dragged it here...
Where should the headdress be worn? On the head. Otherwise, you can get meningitis. Meningitis is a very terrible disease. After it they either die or become fools. My brother and I were sick: my brother died, and I was lucky.
Private: Comrade warrant officer, can I ask...
Ensign (interrupts): Well, why bother! Then ask. And now, Rota! Left! Step-march! One, two! (everyone leaves the stage to the sound of a march)
Sketch for February 23 for preschool children
Small nursery rhymes about dad.
My dad is the best
He is kind, a little strict.
Works as a driver
Traveled all the roads.
Misha:
Not true, best dad
Of course I have!
He is affectionate and nice
He gave me a horse!
Lisa:
My dad is not a driver
He catches bandits at night.
My dad is a policeman
He is very, very brave!
Kolya:
And mine comes in the evening,
He hugs me.
My dad is the best
He reads fairy tales to me.
My dad is the best!
He is a doctor, he heals people.
Playing games with me
Spends the whole evening!
Dasha:
Without a doubt
My dad is the best.
He makes his own jam,
He gives flowers to my mother and me!
Kostya:
My dad is the best in the world
He is smart, the most honest.
My dad is a hero to me
And there is no more wonderful one!
Today is an important occasion
And there is an opportunity
Tell you, you are daddy
Together: The best in the world!
In addition to the hackneyed traditional congratulations and gifts, theatrical performances come in handy as a surprise or an unusual capper to the competition program. These scenes will fit perfectly into any holiday scenario on February 23rd.
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