Watch the New Russian Babki concert online is a satirical parody of ordinary grandmothers. Comic pop duet of actors Igor Kasilov and Sergei Chvanov.
Pop duet New Russian grandmothers - Matryona and Flower first appeared in the program of Yevgeny Petrosyan in 1999 and very quickly filled with their funny performances many humorous programs on various television channels.

The founders of the duet were two talented actors: Igor Kasilov, Sergey Chvanov, who managed to fill in time that pop niche that had been empty for a long time. It is believed that they are a modern version of the Soviet pop duet Veronika Mavrikievna and Avdotya Nikitichna. Them the main objective- to delight the audience with their sparkling humor, they are an example of skill and improvisation on stage.

In 2015, the New Russian grandmothers got their own show on the Russia channel called Ulitsa velyaya.

Call signs for the beginning of the holiday sound, the verse behind the scenes.

Among the first days of spring
March 8 is the most expensive of all.
All over the earth, for all people
Spring and women are alike.
Good luck to you, health to you
We wish you happiness
And with the first holiday of spring
Congratulations!

- song performed by _ "All Flowers".

Music sounds in the background, the exit of the hosts in the image of "New Russian grandmothers" alone with a glass in hand.

Flower: Good evening! Dear ladies... and people! Check out how cool I am today ... cool .... I'm just kicking myself...
Matryona:(to the audience) Hello! (flower)- why are you so arrogant - then
Flower: Is everyone gathered? And for what reason did they all gather? And about our professional holiday!
Matryona: Cleaners day, right?
Flower: Why cleaners? I'm talking about women's holiday - March 8!
Matryona: Ah, I remembered, of course, the holiday. Right now, our men will be us ...
Flower: What are you?
Matryona: Congratulate! I broke my lip!
Flower: How do I look?
Matryona: Super pupy!
Flower: Well then let's go! We begin a solemn meeting dedicated to International Women's Day on March 8 .... You know, Matryon, I’m always so confused on this holiday, I don’t really know what to say ...

Matryona: Well, I think I know how to help you. Now on the stage I invite a man who, I'm sure, knows what to say to our beautiful half on this day, this is ______________.
Flower: Thank you ______________ for the kind words of congratulations.
Flower: And I invite another important person on stage, this is a member of the council of elders under the head of the Soviet district, an honorary citizen of the Soviet district ______________.
Matryona: And we also congratulate you on the holiday, our dear women, we wish you all the best, health, longevity, thank you so much for being us.

Flower: for you, lovely women performed by the vocal group "______________." this musical gift will sound ...

"Five February roses" - Spanish. Wok. Gr. "______________."

Flower: Spring turned her head, she drove everyone crazy, even the ice started to move!
Matryona: Is it yours? …………….. Okay, let's continue.

Flower: On this first spring holiday, souls seem to thaw from the winter cold and all men try to express their love and recognition to the ladies.
Matryona: Most often this is expressed through flowers. But, for some reason, the male fantasy does not go further than mimosas, roses and tulips. And then the women themselves come to the rescue!
Flower: I wonder how it is?
Matryona: The choice of flowers depends on the profession of the beloved.
Flower:- Well, let's say she is a dressmaker?
Matryona: for a dressmaker I recommend giving marigolds!
Flower: What if she's a manicurist?
Matryona: Then Marigolds.
Flower: What about an ophthalmologist?
Matryona: Pansies.
Flower: What if she's a Trainer?
Matryona: Then Snapdragon.
Flower: Well, if she is the host of the concert?

Matryona: Well and……. concert host, /thinks/ Men, a gift from the host of the concert…..
(They bring out the microphone in flowers).
Flower: Oh, men, I see you are so resourceful, so attentive, especially today,
Matryona: Since we are talking about flowers, it is no secret to anyone that the best and most sincere gift for all women on this day is congratulations from the most beloved "flowers"
Flower: These are congratulations to our grandchildren.
Matryona: These are your grandchildren, but for the audience they are children, our children.

Flower: And we are happy to invite our little artists to this stage to your thunderous applause.

"March 8" - Spanish. ml. wok. Gr. "______________."
"Little boat" - Spanish. ______________.

Matryona: Flower, here we received a congratulatory letter from our men, read it?
Flower: Read, let's ... well, well, well ...
Matryona: (is reading) Our dear women! Let me congratulate you on the holiday and wish you to be as young as today ...
Flower: Hey, why are we old? Are they kidding me or what?
Matryona: Wait, it’s also written here ... Dear grandmothers!
Flower: By the way, girls! And not so expensive!
Matryona: Wait, I read further ... We know that you are lovely girls, and so, we wish you health, such as we have! And if you get sick, then we wish you, as the song says: “If death, then instantly ...”
BOTH GRANDS.- Are they kidding me!?
Flower: Once a year they can’t normally congratulate! What an injustice!
Matryona: Che?
Flower: Well what? You cook, wash, clean, give birth to them all year long, and once a year they only say thank you for this. Ugliness! Flowers once a year, tender words once a year, love once a year… When was that? Women used to be respected...
Matryona: Okay, I read on. We always respect women when they stand at the stove ... silently.
Flower: Here are the unscrupulous, unscrupulous, they used to shoot because of women, they went crazy ...
Matryona: calm down, listen further ... We wish everyone to go crazy, that is, to clink glasses and drink! We, men, are moving forward progress, science, the whole world rests on us !!!
Flower: And you try, give birth! All year you clean, wash, cook, eat you... well, it doesn't matter!
Matryona: Here's another ... We lovely women also get tired. We earn money from morning to evening, and then you spend it on all sorts of nonsense!
Flower: What is it they call nonsense?! Lipstick, perfume, hairstyle, skirt, blouse, fur coat, tights, shoes, boots, chains, rings, massage, makeup, peeling, piercing, shopping... Is that what they call nonsense?!! Matryon, let's go write the answer.
Matryona: Wait, there's also a post scriptum... So don't be too arrogant, we can live without you.
Flower: Yeah, we know them, in a month they will start to get bored, in two - to climb the wall, and in three ... to put on women's clothes ... (embarrassed). Well, I wanted to say that they will die without us! They don’t know how to cook, they don’t know how to wash, they don’t know how to iron, they don’t know how to ferment cabbage, and even then they don’t know how ...
Matryona: So what, what, but they know how to sour.
Flower: My mom told me right that all men are alcoholics!
Matryona: And they also say that it is impossible to argue with us, that we have no logic!
Flower: What logic? You can't argue with us at all! Arguing with us is like fighting two Klitschko brothers at the same time!
Matryona: Why argue with us, we need to caress and we will shut up!
(bring flowers to grandmothers)
Flower: Son, is this for me? Oh, the first bouquet in 50 years! Let me kiss you! (throws herself on the neck of the first, then jumps into his arms) All my life I wanted to be carried in my arms!
Matryona: (says to the one holding)- you look son, you are responsible for those who have tamed!
(The man passes the Flower to the second, he back)
Matryona: Oh, look, go hand in hand!
(Men with Flower go backstage)

Matryona: And for you dear "Valenki" - dance group "______________."
"Summer Blues" - ______________.

Matryona: Well, you look good! Do not say that with a hangover.
Flower: Oh, Matrena, after what happened yesterday - I'm a socialite!
Matryona: What a lioness you are, you are a socialite! Do you even remember what happened yesterday?
Flower: (pointing to one part of the head) Here I remember (pointing to another part of the head) I don't remember here. And what was it?
Matryona: Che was, the party was. They let the pig go, you're gone. You are in the pipe.
Flower: Fathers! How did I get through?
Matryona: You are a socialite. You can fit through any pipe.
Flower: Yes Yes Yes. Well, what happened next?
Matryona: And then the dance group "______________." we have a program from an urban settlement - the head of ______________ ..

"Khorovod" - dance group "______________."
"What a cool" - Spanish. ______________. - Laureate of the festival of military patriotic song "Northern Wind" in Sovetsky and the competition of the festival "Let there always be sunshine" in Nyagan.
"I'm standing at a half-station" - Spanish. H______________.
"Chukotka" - Spanish. Dance. Team "______________."
"Boy" - theater estr. Thumbnail "______________."
"Lullaby for Mom" ​​- Spanish. ______________.
"Lady" - solo number, Spanish. ______________.
"Hooked" - Spanish. ______________.

Flower: O! Look, yesterday sent me a text message. “I miss you, smack!” Wow, "Chmoki"! He kisses me.
Matryona: Come on, give it here. “I miss you, you bastard!”
Flower:“I miss you….” Here is the goat!!!
Matryona: And you are an accountant, an accountant.
(mobile callsigns again)
Flower: (answers call) Yes? Yes, hello, hello my baby. Of course I will come, you are my miracle in feathers. (already Matryona) Sergei Zverev called. Invited me to do highlighting tomorrow.
Matryona: Where?
Flower: Somewhere in the cabin.
Matryona: Expensive, Clave?
Flower: Nonsense. We agreed with him on barter.
Matryona: Is it like a barter?
Flower: And I promised to listen to him sing for two hours.
Matryona: Cheap, yes. Well, you go listen to him, but I like to listen to others, I really like these guys ______________. Now they will sing, and you go listen to Zverev.

"Love to tears" - duet ______________.
"Rose from the Frost" - Spanish. Dance. Team "______________."
"Road to Mom" ​​- Art. wok. Gr. "______________."
"New" - theater estr. Thumbnail "______________."
"Hip-hop" - dance. Quantity "______________."
"Bachelorette party" - wok. Gr. "______________."

Matryona: What is this?, the first ball of Natasha Rostova?
Flower: You don’t understand anything, I’m going to the contest Miss - 2012-
Matryona: Is this one of the aliens or what? Humanoid in a corset...
Flower: You don’t understand anything, you see it is written ...
Matryona: Written, I see, The contestants look at the figures. What about you? You're an x-ray in a skirt. Do you have 90-60-90?
Flower: Of course there is, 90-60-90, this is my blood pressure in the morning.
Matryona: And look at their age, no older than 19 years old!
Flower: So I just turned yesterday!
Matryona: How old were you then?
Flower: 19.
Matryona: ???
Flower: With a ponytail.
Matryona: (looking around). Pull your tail in, anaconda. Someone else will come.
Flower: You do not understand anything. The older the wine, the better it tastes.

Matryona: Do you hear, vinegar. How did it occur to you to participate in such a competition? That's who pulls on Miss, these are the next participants in our concert.
And so, for you:

"Dance of the sun and fire" - Spanish. Dance. Team "______________."
"Mom native eyes" - Spanish. ______________.
"You are the most beautiful" - Spanish. ______________.
"Vostochny" - dance group "______________."
“But you don’t give me” - Spanish. Wok. Gr. "______________."

Matryona:
It smelled of March and spring,
But winter is holding strong.
The number eight is not simple -
The holidays are coming to our homes.
Flower:
Here the words are needed
So that it is more expensive than gold.
So that all of you, dear,
Smile young!
Matryona:
Happy March 8!
Happy spring holiday!
Flower:
With the first flowers in this bright hour!
Congratulations grandmothers, congratulations women!
Matryona:
We wish everyone happiness
Flower:
Joy,
Together:
Good luck!!!

Dear friends, this is our holiday concert ends, but the holiday continues in our cozy lobby, which will open at 10 pm, we are waiting for you for the evening of relaxation "Shershe-lafam"

Happy holiday dear women, see you soon.

The concerts of this pop humorous duet are always sold out. They have been incredibly popular for 15 years. It is not always possible for even the most devoted fans to recognize their idols on the street and get an autograph, because the actors do not give interviews and do not take pictures outside of their stage image. You haven't guessed yet in question? Of course, about the actors of the "New Russian attendants". But today we will tell not only about the concert image, but about these actors without makeup.

about the project

Two young comedian actors - Igor Kasilov and Sergey Chvanov - created their unsurpassed duet many years ago. He appeared at a time when young people worked on Samara television. The actors spent their filming in the village, it was here that they came up with the idea of ​​reincarnation as attendants. They sat down on a bench with the village grandmothers, at first they listened to their conversations, after which they began to imitate their speech.

Soon a project called "New Russian Grandmas" appeared. The creators themselves became the actors. Real glory came to them thanks to their participation in the program of Yevgeny Petrosyan's "Crooked Mirror". Cheerful and perky, keeping up with the times, the grannies resemble the duet of Mavrikievna and Nikitichna, extremely popular in the Soviet Union.

"New Russian grandmas": biography of actors

Extraordinarily talented, popular, beloved by a huge number of fans, actors do not like to put their personal lives on public display. But still we have some information, we will gladly share it with you. Let's find out what the actors of the "New Russian grandmothers" are like without makeup.

This artist performs in the image of Matryona Ivanovna Nigmatullina, or simply Matryona.

In the city of Chistopol, Tatar Republic, on January 19, 1965, Sergei Chvanov was born. He received his education at the Togliatti Polytechnic Institute. In it, he met Irina Fedorova, who later became his wife. Here he met his stage colleague I. Kasilov. The first performances (together with Igor) happened to them on the student stage of the institute. Later, Sergei Chvanov worked at the local variety theater in the duet "Deficiency". The actor has a son and a daughter, whose names, according to media reports, are Danya and Manya.

His character is Claudia Ivanovna Flower. Kasilov - a native of the city of Togliatti Samara region. May 31, 1966 is his birthday. When the parents decided to leave, Igor was still a child. He stayed with his father, who worked at the factory. Igor's sister lived all the time with her mother, who worked as a merchandiser. Currently, my mother lives on the same territory with Igor.

The actor graduated from the Polytechnic Institute of Togliatti, was in the ranks of the members of the Komsomol Committee. From the second year he was drafted into the army. He served in the missile forces of Kazakhstan. After returning from the army, Igor is restored in the third year of the Polytechnic University. There he meets his future wife, Elena Nazarenko. Speaking on the stage of the institute, he simultaneously worked in the theater "Wheel", in which he was the leading actor and played all the main roles. He graduated from the theater courses of GITIS at the theater "Wheel", a little later, and the courses of P. Fomenko in the capital. Has a son Yegor.

The labor activity of the actors in the duet "New Russian grandmas"

On one of the channels of Togliatti television ("Lik") in the nineties of the last century, the actors were the hosts of the humorous program "Dessert". In parallel with this, they starred in the author's program by I. Ugolnikov "Oba-na", very popular in those years, and once a month they flew to the capital to shoot. In addition, they worked as an entertainer for celebrities.

Working on local television, created interesting project under the name "New Russian grandmas". Later, he brought S. Chvanov and I. Kasilov unprecedented popularity, on the waves of which the actors are currently. The first fame "grandmother" received on the air of the local radio station "August". However, at first this project was used in the form of small humorous screensavers. Noticing the interest of the audience in the new project, the management gave the actors a live broadcast. In an incredibly short time, "Babki" gained immense popularity not only in its native land but also in all regions of the country. Nowadays it is difficult to imagine any humorous evening without the participation of these two outstanding personalities.

Conquest of Moscow

In 1999, the actors took part in the E. Petrosyan Humor Cup. At the same time, the first solo concert of the New Russian Grandmothers took place in their life (in the photo, the actors are in the images already beloved by the Russian audience). This event happened in state theater stage in Moscow.

Igor and Sergey, together with their families, moved to permanent residence in Moscow. They worked for Yevgeny Petrosyan, performed in the TV show "Crooked Mirror". By 2009, they decided to leave this project. In the image of "New Russian grandmothers", the actors led such television projects as "Saturday Evening", "Veselaya Street". They have worked and are working in all major television projects, touring all over the country with a concert program.

"New Russian grandmas" - Sergei Chvanov (left) and Igor Kasilov.

Matryona and Tsvetochek, comedians Sergei Chvanov and Igor Kasilov, came to the recreation center of the BMZ "New Russian Grandmas" at half past seven in the evening. We didn't even have time to rest. We looked around the stage, changed in the dressing room and went out to the audience at seven o'clock.

By the way, we prepared for the arrival of the artists in the Palace of Culture.

Warmed up the hall with heat guns, batteries - boiling water! - BMZ workers say. - And then our grannies will freeze!

... The grannies made the Bryantsy laugh for almost two hours. They made fun of each other, told jokes, sang ditties, songs. The laughter in the hall was such that even Matryona and Flower could not help smiling. At the end of the concert, the audience gave a standing ovation.

After the performance, the "New Russian Grandmas" left the dressing room to the audience, who were eager for autographs and photographs. The disguised artists were not immediately recognized:

"New Russian grandmas" entertained Bryantsev for two hours.

Oh, where is Matryona, and where is the Flower?

Tired after the performance, Sergei and Igor turned out to be serious and laconic.

After talking with the audience, the comedians left by car for Moscow - tour ended.

Matryona and Flower did not have time to see Bryansk. We were surprised that this is a big city.

BY THE WAY

Rider of "New Russian attendants"

Pie in plastic packaging (fresh, edible),

wet wipes,

teapot (with flowers),

confetti packaging,

clapperboard,

2 kg of sweets (suckers) for distribution to the audience before the concert (although for some reason they were not distributed this time)

The jokes of the "grandmothers" were accompanied by deafening laughter from the audience.

TO THIS TOPIC

Jokes from Matryona and Flower

At the wedding table, the groom's brother Flower says:

- Flower, will you have vodka?

- I will.

- With what?

- With juice.

- With which?

- With stomach.

Let's drink from grief, where is the grief?

Flower: - Matryona, what kind of sound is heard from a birch grove, a woodpecker or something?

Matryona: - No. Pinocchio drink birch sap.

Sewerage - how I got drunk.

Matryona:

- What did you grunt with, what kind of white object did you throw into the furnace?

Flower:

- Sugar.

Matryona:

- Why do you need him?

Flower:

- It's necessary for the brain.

Matryona:

- And the hemispheres will not stick together?! The brain is 80% fluid. And you have something from the brake ...

Flower:- I would like to be a snake.

Matryona:- What for?

Flower:- To go to work lying down.

Here is such a "Miss" Village - 2012 "!