« Love affair at work» was born in 1971 in the form of a play and bore the name Colleagues. The play was staged in Moscow - at the Theater. Vl. Mayakovsky and in Leningrad - at the Comedy Theater. She went on with such constant success that the play began to be staged in other theaters. This prompted its author Eldar Ryazanov to make a film based on the play.
The film premiered in Moscow in 1977. "Office Romance" immediately became one of the most popular domestic films. In the first months of release, literally the whole country managed to watch the film - 58 million people, and the quotes from the characters in the picture immediately turned into catch phrases.
The actors for this film were selected very quickly, since Ryazanov had valuable "reserves" after screen tests in previous films. This is one of the few cases in domestic cinema, when Ryazanov, without screen tests and approvals, through the artistic council was allowed to shoot the actors he wanted.
In the play, Vera was a young, long-legged beauty. But when Ryazanov and Braginsky wrote the script for the film, they changed Verochka to look like Akhedzhakova. And since outwardly she was very different from the long-legged beauties, her heroine got from the secretary from the play only what she was known as a fashionista. So we saw the incomparable Leah Akhedzhakova in the role of a trendsetter and mymra's mentor in matters of female flirting.
The words of the musical calling card of the film - the song " There is no bad weather were written by Ryazanov himself. According to him, he went through a lot of options for poems by famous poets, but found nothing. In order not to embarrass the film's composer, he gave them to him under the guise of the work of the English poet William Blake. That "forgery" did not feel. The following year, the song became a laureate of the Song-78 festival.
For 40 years now, we have firmly believed in stories about office Cinderellas who can turn into beauties, love in the workplace and omniscient secretaries. And quotes from the film help to plunge into the atmosphere of this magical Moscow working fairy tale:
- Personally, I go to the service only because it ennobles me..
- If there were no statistics, we would not even suspect how well we work.
- And this is Shura - pretty, but, unfortunately, active. Once it was put forward community service and since then they have not been able to push back.
- She basically does not know that there are children in the world. She is sure that they are born adults, according to the staffing table, with a position and a salary.
- - Have you bought new boots, Vera?
- Yes, I haven’t decided yet, Lyudmila Prokofievna. You like?
- Very defiant. I wouldn't take those. And if I were you, I would be interested in boots not during work, but after it.
- So, good boots, we must take. - - I really want to make a good impression on you.
- You've done it...already.
- I want to strengthen it. - - Verochka, you will be fifty years old - we will collect you too!
- I won't live, I'm at a harmful job. - Well, what are your plans for tonight? What company? Will the men be there? Come on, introduce me. I am now a single woman...
- - We love you. Somewhere in the depths of my soul, somewhere very deep.
- - So, it turns out that everyone considers me such a monster?
- No need to exaggerate. Not all ... not such a monster ... - A woman must be a mystery! The head is slightly raised, the eyes are slightly lowered, everything is free here, the shoulders are thrown back. The gait is free from the hip. Uninhibited free plasticity of the panther before the jump. Men do not miss such a woman!
- - I've had no one dearer than you for several days now.…
- - Chest forward!
- Breast? You flatter me, Vera.
- Everyone flatters you! - - 50 kopecks each, Novoseltsev. Give money. For a wreath and an orchestra.
- If today someone else dies or is born, I will be left without lunch. - Well, there she sits, in terrible roses!
- - You're smart.
- When a woman is told that she is smart, does this mean that she is a complete fool? - - Where is your door...?
- Where necessary, there is a door! - - Not only are you a liar, a coward and impudent, you are also a fighter!
Yes, I'm a tough nut! - - Red. Or white?
- Or white. But maybe red. - - I have children. I have two of them: a boy and ... mm ... de ... also a boy. Two boys.
- - Do not interrupt, please! I myself will fall.
- - How do you like my hairstyle?
- To die - do not get up!
- I think so too. - What an amusing reproduction of the Mona Lisa!
- I have such an impeccable reputation that it is high time I was compromised.
- - You said that I'm callous!
- Why? Soft!
- Inhuman!
- Human!
- Heartless!
- Hearty!
- Dry!
- Wet! - - Just please, hurry up: I have a lot of things to do.
- Nothing, your bunch will wait. Nothing will be done to her. - - Were you bad at school? I knew you were a former loser!
Let's leave my dark past alone. - Put Vera in her place! And don't touch it with your hands!
- - Do not say anything, you are a real modern man!
What right do you have to insult me like that? - - Do not hit me on the head, this is my sore spot!
- This is your empty space!
"Office Romance" - a lyrical comedy directed by Eldar Ryazanov, has long become a classic of Russian cinema and belongs to those unique films that can be watched countless times. Brilliant phrases of the film, subtle humor, music and a wonderful game of actors cannot but cause a smile.
Phrases from the movie "Office Romance" have long been disassembled into quotes:
Personally, I go to the service only because it ennobles me.
If there were no statistics, we would not even suspect how well we work.
We call it "our mymra". Of course, for the eyes.
And this is Shura - pretty, but, unfortunately, active. Once she was promoted to public work and since then they have not been able to push back.
Each new broom places its people everywhere.
She is not a woman, she is a director.
Whenever I see her, my legs give way.
You just cried - and as if you were normal ... And it shocked me ...
It is shoes that make a woman a woman.
What distinguishes a business woman from ... a woman?
After all, this is how you walk! After all, this is mind-boggling! All otklyachitsya, in a knot here, it will be tied up, all will shrink like an old tattered shoe, and now - it's scratching to work, as if hammering in piles!
A woman must be a mystery! The head is slightly raised, the eyes are slightly lowered, everything is free here, the shoulders are thrown back. The gait is free from the hip. Uninhibited free plasticity of the panther before the jump. Men do not miss such a woman!
Lyudmila Prokofievna, where did you pick up this vulgarity? You wiggle your hips like an obscene woman!
In general, let men think that everything is in order with you.
How is it a non-drinker? Very even ... why? I won't say no to good wine...
When a woman is told that she is smart, does this mean that she is a complete fool?
You would not allow yourself to throw a bouquet in the face of any of the employees. Are you indifferent to me?
Not only are you a liar, a coward and impudent, you are also a fighter!
How do you like my hairstyle?
- To die - do not get up!
I have such an impeccable reputation that it is high time I was compromised.
Leave my dark past alone.
You know, I understand why we broke up: we need a child!
- Do you want us to have a baby?
- Yes! And as soon as possible!
- But I can't now. Two more hours until the end of work and Kalugina is here... I can't leave!
Don't hit me on the head, that's my sore spot!
- This is your empty space!
And I was generally exiled to the accounting department!
- Yes, you need to plow!
So, it turns out that everyone thinks I'm such a monster?
- No need to exaggerate. Not all ... not such a monster ...
People, we rent 50 kopecks. Masha Selezneva has a new addition to her family!
- Personally, I have nothing to do with it!
It means that bad legs, Lyudmila Prokofievna, must be hidden.
- Where?
- Under maxi!
Were you bad at school? I knew you were a former loser!
Let's leave my dark past alone.
This is Verochka. She is curious, like all women, and feminine, like all secretaries.
Friends say that I have a beautiful .. baritone .. treble.
- Wait, I had a hunch: are you drunk?
- No, what are you! When I'm drunk, I'm wild. Gee-gee-gee! Here. And now I'm quiet.
- I'm lucky.
In short, I have already signed the order for your appointment as head of department.
- For what? What have I done wrong to you?
But what about the circus?
- The circus is enough for me in life.
We already said goodbye!
- Did you say goodbye? So let's say hello!
Not only are you a liar, a coward and impudent, you are also a fighter!
Yes, I'm a tough nut!
I really want to make a good impression on you.
- You've done it...already.
- I want to strengthen it.
Whenever I see her, my legs give way.
- Don't stand still, sit down!
Like thirty six?
- Yes, yes, I am younger than you, Anatoly Efremovich, but how much do I look like?
- For thirty ... five ...
Set up the horse! What do you! She's also heavy. What did you get into her?
- I became related to her.
Petr Ivanovich Bublikov, head of the public catering department. Maybe that's why he's so... plump.
Stop crying! What are you, you are not supposed to by position.
If someone else dies or is born today, then I will be left without lunch.
How do you like my hairstyle?
- To die - not to rise.
Yes, I want to sing.
- What a misfortune!
Chest forward!
- Breast? Vera, you flatter me.
- Everyone flatters you.
Irony is a mask for the defenseless.
Just please hurry up, I have a lot of things to do.
- Nothing, your bunch will wait. Nothing will be done to her.
You are smart.
- When a woman is told that she is smart, does this mean that she is a complete fool?
How do you like the boots?
- Very defiant, I would not take such.
- So, good boots, we must take.
We love you. Somewhere in the depths of my soul, somewhere very deep.
What kind of person are you? I can't get over you...
- Don't bite me, why bite.
For several days now I have no one dearer than you ...
You claimed that I'm callous!
- Why? Soft!
- Inhuman!
- Human!
- Heartless!
- Hearty!
- Dry!
- Wet!
I understand what you are talking about.
- And besides you, does anyone else think?
- The whole team.
- We have good information!
Do not say anything, you are a real modern man!
What right do you have to insult me like that?
You are leaving because the director of your institution, Kalugina...
- Well, well, bolder, bolder!
- Self-righteous?!
- Yes. Tyrant!
How do you like my hairstyle?
- To die - do not get up!
- I think so too.
“I have such an impeccable reputation that it is high time I was compromised.
Bublikov is dead!
- How did he "die", I did not give him such an order ... How did he die, why did he die, why did he die ?!
Were you bad at school? I knew you were a former loser!
Let's leave my dark past alone.
Do not say anything, you are a real modern man!
What right do you have to insult me like that?
Where we go?
- Directly!
I have two children: ... a boy ... and another boy ... ..
Please don't interrupt! I myself will fall.
One person came to me ... He walked for a long time ... And then he married my friend
- I'm not going to marry your girlfriend.
- You won't be able to do it. I eliminated all my friends. I destroyed them.
I understand what you are talking about.
- And besides you, does anyone else think?
- The whole team.
- We have good information!
Not only are you a liar, a coward and impudent, you are also a fighter!
Yes, I'm a tough nut!
Red. Or white?
- Or white. But maybe red.
You would not allow yourself to throw a bouquet in the face of any of the employees. Are you indifferent to me?
"One more word and I'll throw a decanter at you!"
- If you make a decanter, then you really me ... this-that ...
Where is your door...?
- Where necessary, there is a door!
Put down the horse.
- It's not hard for me. I'm strong.
Set up the horse! What do you! She's also heavy. What did you get into her?
- I became related to her.
Why are you taking care of me personally? Assign me to your secretary.
You are smart.
- When a woman is told that she is smart, does this mean that she is a complete fool?
So, it turns out that everyone thinks I'm such a monster?
- No need to exaggerate. Not all ... not such a monster ...
- You just cried - and as if you are normal ...
Need to pluck, thin out.
- How?
- Well, at least a reysfederom!
- Reisfeder? My dear, this hurts!
- Well, you are a woman, be patient! The eyebrow should be thin, thin, like a thread. Surprised uplifted.
What distinguishes a business woman from ... a woman?
- What?
- Walk! After all, this is how you walk!
- How?!
- It's mind-boggling! All otklyachitsya, tied into a knot here, all shrank like an old tattered shoe, and now - scratches to work, as if driving piles!
- A woman must be a mystery! The head is slightly raised, the eyes are slightly lowered, everything is free here, the shoulders are thrown back. The gait is free from the hip. Uninhibited free plasticity of the panther before the jump. Men do not miss such a woman!
Chest forward!
- Breast? You flatter me, Vera.
- Everyone flatters you!
We love you... deep down... somewhere very deep...
- Very deep! So deep that I don't even notice it!
- No, it's noticeable, it should be noticeable ...
- Hello ... Prokopya ... Lyudmilovna ...
Don't hit me on the head, that's my sore spot!
- This is your empty space!
Have you bought new boots, Vera?
- Yes, I haven’t decided yet, Lyudmila Prokofievna. You like?
- Very defiant. I wouldn't take those. And if I were you, I would be interested in boots not during work, but after it.
- So, good boots, we must take.
She is a middle-aged, ugly, lonely woman...
- She is not a woman, she is a director.
Whenever I see her, my legs give way.
- Don't stand still, sit down!
Well, how are they in Geneva?
- Difficult!
I hope you're my man
- Of course! True, until this moment I was a nobody.
- She basically does not know that there are children in the world. She is sure that they are born adults, according to the staffing table, with a position and a salary.
- And this Shura is cute, but, unfortunately, active. Once she was promoted to public work and since then they have not been able to push back.
- Here I look at you, Verochka, and I think: if I were more thoughtless, I would ... wow !!!
- Personally, I go to the service only because it ennobles me.
- If there were no statistics, we would not even suspect how well we work.
“You said I was inhuman!”
- Human.
- Heartless!
- Hearty.
— Dry
- Wet!!!
- People, we hand over 50 kopecks. Masha Selezneva has a new addition to her family!
“Personally, I have nothing to do with it!”
You are a real modern man.
What right do you have to insult me like that?
Do you all think I'm a monster?
- Well, not all ... and not such a monster ...
Lyudmila Prokofievna, where did you pick up this vulgarity? You wiggle your hips like an obscene woman!
We fell ... from a horse ... we have an industrial injury ...
This is not a horse. This is a mammoth. Let's get there already!
And you go to ... accounting !!!
Irony is a mask for the defenseless.
It is shoes that make a woman a woman.
The circus is enough for me in life.
How to take care of her if she growls ?!
I have had no one dearer than you for several days now.
There is no sadder betrayal in the world than betrayal of oneself.
- Aren't you interested in berries?
- Only in the form of jam.
- And how do you feel about poetry ... in the form of poetry?
And this is our director, Lyudmila Prokopyevna Kalugina. We call it "our mymra". Of course, for the eyes.
You are a woman, not a martinet. More spicy, spicier! And a playful smile! In general, let men think that everything is in order with you. Breathe. More elegant than plastic! And you don't have to bounce. You are not a pacer, but a woman.
This is Verochka. She is curious, like all women, and feminine, like all secretaries.
In early youth, you were much more talented than now. I just didn’t assume that you worked under the pseudonym of Pasternak.
Sayings, dialogues and quotes from the film "Office Romance" is a Soviet feature film, a lyrical comedy in two series. The director of the film is Eldar Ryazanov. The film was shot in 1977 at the Mosfilm studio. The film is the leader of the box office in 1978, it was watched by over 58 million viewers.
It's not a horse, it's some kind of mammoth. Let's come already!
Without statistics, there is no life at all ... but some kind of hard labor ...
I have such an impeccable reputation that it is high time I was compromised.
Guess what I'm smoking now? Marlborough. The new deputy from the master's shoulder threw a whole block. Makes friends with the secretary. Now he sits with the Old Woman.
Take, for example, mushrooms. They grow on stumps. If you come to the forest and you are lucky with a stump, then you can pick up a whole mountain ... stumps ... oh, again ...
“Quiet around, only the badger does not sleep. He hung his ears on branches and quietly dances around.
A cigarette, a match, a box?
Here I look at you, Verochka, and I think: if I were more thoughtless, I would ... wow !!!
You just cried - and as if you were normal ... And it shocked me ...
You didn't do anything special, you ruined my new dress.
You see, Bublikov died ... and then he did not die ...
We didn't make it to the closet.
She basically does not know that there are children in the world. She is sure that they are born adults, according to the staffing table, with a position and a salary.
- - Have you bought new boots, Vera?
- - Yes, I haven’t decided yet, Lyudmila Prokofievna. You like?
- - Very defiant. I wouldn't take those. And if I were you, I would be interested in boots not during work, but after it.
- - So, good boots, we must take.
Why are you taking care of me personally? Assign me to your secretary.
Well, that's it, Novoseltsev, your business is a pipe.
You go ... to the accounting department !!!
I didn't bring you bouquets! Why am I ... What am I, stunned, or what ?! Have you eaten henbane?!
What an amusing reproduction of the Mona Lisa!
We call it "our mymra". Of course, for the eyes.
Lyudmila Prokofievna, where did you pick up this vulgarity? You wiggle your hips like an obscene woman!
mine to you good advice: as a good friend, drop it all, throw it out of your head and return - to the family, to the team, to work! So it is necessary!
Personally, I go to the service only because it ennobles me.
I don't feel sorry for Masha Selezneva.
It is shoes that make a woman a woman.
Well, there she sits, in terrible roses!
Hello… Prokofya… Lyudmilovna…
Well, what are your plans for tonight? What company? Will the men be there? Come on, introduce me. I am now a single woman...
If there were no statistics, we would not even suspect how well we work.
Have you noticed that we have interruptions with certain goods? This is due to the fact that certain goods are not planned by rotoseas like you. Feel free to change it.
Put Vera in her place! And don't touch it with your hands!
Get up at last! And ... go ... do ... what is there? .. business!
Sit down... uh... sit down.
In general, let men think that everything is in order with you.
Statistics is a science, it does not tolerate approximation ...
A woman must be a mystery! The head is slightly raised, the eyes are slightly lowered, everything is free here, the shoulders are thrown back. The gait is free from the hip. Uninhibited free plasticity of the panther before the jump. Men do not miss such a woman!
Oddly enough, yum-yum, the idea was born in our leadership, that is, in me: to appoint you, one of the leading workers in national statistics - what is there to hide, ha-ha-ha! - Head of Light Industry Department. light industry.
And this is Shura - pretty, but, unfortunately, active. Once she was promoted to public work and since then they have not been able to push back.
Whether he will die again is unknown, and the flowers disappear. Shura pulls them out of Bublikov and ... oh, that is, from the wreath from under Bublikov, makes bouquets and gives them to women.
"Women, when they are under forty, often do stupid things." Well, she certainly knows better!
- - We love you ... in the depths of our souls ... somewhere very deeply ...
- - Very deep! So deep that I don't even notice it!
- - No, it's noticeable, it should be noticeable ...
Some of the most popular are quotes from the movie Office Romance! This is a film beloved by many generations and in some ways very relevant even today. Therefore, many people like the phrases from the Office Romance so much.
You just cried - and as if you are normal ...
For several days now I have no one dearer than you ...
Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
Were you bad at school? I knew you were a former loser!
Let's leave my dark past alone.
We love you. Somewhere in the depths of my soul, somewhere very deep.
Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
Imagine, Bublikov died!
- Why did he die? I did not give such an order ... How did he die?
Ludmila Prokofievna Kalugina. "Mymra" Activist Shura
Office romance, quotes from which are collected here, was filmed by Eldar Ryazanov in 1977.
How do you like the boots?
- Very defiant, I would not take such.
- So, good boots, we must take.
Chest forward!
- Breast? Vera, you flatter me.
- Everyone flatters you.
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina "Mymra". Verochka
You are a non-drinker.
- How is it a non-drinker? Very even ... why?
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina "Mymra". Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
Do not say anything, you are a real modern man!
What right do you have to insult me like that?
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina "Mymra". Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
I have such an impeccable reputation that it is high time I was compromised.
Are you interested in berries?
- Only in the form of jam.
- And how do you feel about poetry ... in the form of poetry?
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina "Mymra". Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
How many do not re-read the phrases from the film Office Romance - it's still not enough!
What kind of person are you? I can't get over you...
- Don't bite me, why bite.
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina "Mymra". Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
You would not allow yourself to throw a bouquet in the face of any of the employees. Are you indifferent to me?
"One more word and I'll throw a decanter at you!"
- If you make a decanter, then you really me ... this-that ...
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina "Mymra". Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
Don't hit me on the head, that's my sore spot!
- This is your empty space!
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina "Mymra". Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
Sometimes it happens that you want to cry, but what am I going to roar alone? It's like an alcoholic who drinks alone.
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina "Mymra"
She basically does not know that there are children in the world. She is sure that people are born as adults according to the staffing table, with a position and a salary.
Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
You are leaving because the director of your institution, Kalugina...
- Well, well, bolder, bolder!
- Self-righteous?!
- Yes. Tyrant!
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina "Mymra". Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
A woman must be a mystery! The head is slightly raised, the eyes are slightly lowered, everything is free here, the shoulders are thrown back. The gait is free from the hip. Uninhibited free plasticity of the panther before the jump. Men do not miss such a woman!
Verochka
How could she leave children, Leontiev? She is the mother.
- Ha! Mother!.. Their mother was Novoseltsev!
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina "Mymra" Verochka
It is shoes that make a woman a woman.
Verochka